Alicia: Curvy Stripper Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Take

That First Glance (And the Specs, Obviously)

I mean, you see the words “Curvy Stripper Sex Doll” and you roll your eyes a bit. Or at least I did. There are so many of these dolls out there—each promising something wild or mind-blowing—and honestly, most just end up looking… off. But then you get to Alicia. She’s not tiny or cartoonish; she’s got an athletic build, stands a solid 5 feet 8 inches (174 cm), and weighs in at 90 lbs (41kg). That’s actually close to a real person—well, if that person was built like a curvy fitness model with a big ass and some serious latina vibes.

Let me run through the numbers because people always ask: Bust is 34 inches, waist is 26, hips are 40. Bra size? Apparently a 30G. Shoe size is women’s US 4.5-5—random detail but it stuck in my head for some reason.

Not Just Another TPE Sex Doll

Here’s where I started getting cautiously optimistic. The material: TPE sex doll skin feels surprisingly realistic compared to older silicone ones I’ve seen (or touched—don’t judge). It doesn’t have that weird plastic smell either, which was honestly one of my biggest hesitations before trying absolute sex dolls like this.

She’s got a steel skeleton with movable joints too. That means posing isn’t just possible—it actually makes sense. You can set her up pretty much however you want without feeling like she’ll break or flop over awkwardly mid-use.

Functionality: More Than Just Eye Candy?

Okay, time for the blunt stuff—you want to know what works and what doesn’t when it comes to “features.” Vaginal, anal, and oral sex are all technically possible here (vagina depth: 6.7 inches; anus: same; mouth: just under that at 6). In practice? Surprisingly functional—the holes aren’t just decorative like on some cheaper models.

I remember thinking: “This is going to be awkward.” But the way everything fits together feels well-engineered instead of tacked-on as an afterthought (which happens more often than you’d think).

Shipping & The Whole Discreet Thing

One thing that stressed me out more than I expected—the shipping process. Three weeks felt like forever while waiting for Alicia to arrive (2 weeks processing + about another week for shipping). But when she showed up? The box was completely plain—no embarrassing labels or weird branding plastered everywhere—which was honestly kind of a relief.

International shipping didn’t cost anything extra either… which I guess matters if you’re not in the US or whatever.

Awkward Realization About Weight

Here’s something nobody tells you upfront: moving around a life-size doll that weighs almost as much as an actual person? It’s not exactly effortless. Ninety pounds sounds manageable until you’re wrestling her into position—or back into storage after use—and suddenly realize how uncooperative dead weight can feel.

There were moments where I thought “this would be easier with help,” but then again… that sort of defeats the point?

One Weird Detail That Stuck With Me

Maybe this is random—but her shoe size being so small made me laugh weirdly hard one night when I tried putting socks on her for fun (don’t ask why). Women’s shoe size 4.5-5 seems almost comically tiny compared to everything else about her proportions.

It made me wonder who decides these things anyway—or if anyone really cares except people with specific foot fetishes.

Is Alicia Actually Worth It?

Honestly? Way better than I expected from absolute sex dolls—a lot less uncanny valley than most TPE sex dolls floating around online now. Still not perfect though; sometimes posing takes patience and cleaning isn’t exactly glamorous work either.

But if what you want is something closer to reality—with curves in all the right places and enough heft to feel substantial—then yeah… cautiously optimistic might be underselling it by now.

Anyway—I still find myself half-expecting someone to knock on my door every time there’s a delivery truck outside these days…