Anastasia: Ready To Ship (And Why I’m Weirdly Relieved About That)

I don’t know if it’s the endless parade of “customize every eyelash” options online, or just the fact that I’ve been burned by shipping delays one too many times, but lately?

The words “ready to ship” feel like a tiny, unexpected miracle. Which brings me to Anastasia—yeah, the 166 cm blonde C-cup sex doll you might’ve scrolled past on Absolute Sex Dolls. She’s not some fantasy avatar you’ll wait months for; she’s sitting in a California warehouse right now. Waiting. Like an Amazon Prime package with more… personality.

Not Another Customization Rabbit Hole

Here’s what got me: there’s no click-and-tweak spiral here. No endless sliders for nipple color or arguing with yourself about whether freckles are hot or weirdly distracting. She comes exactly as pictured—C-cup, S-TPE material, built-in vagina (which is kind of a relief because removable inserts… eh, not my thing), gel breasts (soft is good), and standing feet for those who care about display options.

There’s something oddly freeing about that lack of choice. If you want her fast—and honestly, sometimes you do—she ships in 3-7 business days after your order goes through. Not two weeks. Not “estimated delivery: when pigs fly.” Just… soon.

The Numbers Nobody Talks About

People love stats for some reason, so let’s get them out of the way:

• Height: 5’5” (166 cm)
• Weight: 73 lbs (33 kg) — which is awkward to carry up stairs but not impossible
• Bust: 32”
• Waist: 20”
• Hips: 33”

The depth specs always make me laugh a little (it feels like reading appliance manuals): vagina and anus both at 6.7”, mouth at 5.1”. More than enough for most people—I mean unless you’re auditioning for Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

Steel skeleton with movable joints means posing isn’t some wrestling match with stiff limbs either.

A Moment On The Whole “As Pictured” Thing

I used to obsess over customizing everything—eye color, wig style, whatever—but somewhere along the line it turned into decision fatigue instead of fun. With Anastasia? What you see is what shows up at your door (again… California warehouse). There’s no waiting around biting your nails while someone emails back and forth about factory photos.

If you’re into her look—the classic blonde vibe, C-cup proportions—it just makes sense to skip the custom queue entirely.

A Tangent About Shipping Anxiety

This probably sounds dumb but I remember last year I ordered something similar from overseas and spent three weeks refreshing tracking numbers that never updated past “label created.” By week two I was convinced my package was lost in a shipping container off Guam or something.

Having Anastasia ready to ship from inside the US? No customs roulette. No cryptic tracking status that never moves past Shanghai port authority purgatory.

Unexpected Downside?

Hmm… maybe this is nitpicky but if you do want customizations—different head, skin tone changes—you have to go through their separate process (“pleaseclick here,” which always looks like a typo crammed together). That means waiting again and hoping your new specs translate well in reality—not always guaranteed.

But honestly? Sometimes less choice really does equal less stress.

One Last Thought (Before My Brain Checks Out)

Absolute Sex Dolls has plenty of dolls where you can tweak every little thing until your eyes cross—but if speed matters even half as much as details do? Anastasia being boxed up and ready in California suddenly seems pretty appealing. Maybe it’s just me getting old—or tired—or both—but fast shipping feels like its own kind of luxury these days.

Anyway… that’s all rattling around my head tonight about this whole ready-to-ship thing. Maybe next time I’ll ramble about storage solutions because wow do people underestimate how much space these things take up…