Campo: Ready To Ship—But, Uh, Let’s Actually Talk About What That Means

I’ve seen enough “ready to ship” banners slapped on product pages to know it usually means…not much. But Campo? This doll is ready to ship, and I mean actually ready. Not the “wait three weeks while we find her in a warehouse” kind of ready. She’ll ship in 1-2 business days after you order. Honestly, I was almost waiting for some catch.

The Details They Won’t Shut Up About

She comes exactly as pictured with these pre-selected features (and they do like listing them all out): EVO skeleton (supposedly more flexible), gel breast & buttock (squishy—yeah, I checked), articulated hand skeleton (tiny fingers actually move), standing feet (she stands…if you balance her right). There’s realistic body painting too. Oh—and the movable jaw thing? It’s not just a gimmick. Enhanced oral sex experience is their phrase; I’d say it’s weirdly lifelike and kind of unsettling at first.

Built-in vagina, by the way. No swapping inserts or fiddling around with loose parts that never quite fit back in right.

Is “E-Cup Full Silicone Sex Doll” Just Marketing?

Campo is an E-cup full silicone sex doll—a mouthful, but also accurate. She’s tall: 5 feet 8 inches (172 cm). Not petite or easy to tuck away somewhere discreet unless your closet is basically Narnia. Vaginal, anal and oral sex are all possible, if that matters to you—or someone you know who’d ask about this stuff.

Steel skeleton with movable joints means she poses better than most people I know on Instagram. Those long legs? Yeah, they’re real (well—not real real) and pretty striking out of the box.

Numbers That Stick In Your Head

The weight surprised me: 85.3 lbs (38.7 kg). You don’t just toss her around like a pillow—there’s some heft here.

Bust: 34.1 inches
Under bust: 26.4 inches
Waist: 22.6 inches
Hips: 37.2 inches

Hole depth—I never thought I’d read about this so casually online until now:

Vagina: 7 inches
Anus: 6 inches
Oral: 4 inches

I mean…they measure everything these days.

A Weird Moment With Her Jaw

Here’s where things got odd for me—her jaw moves so she can give enhanced oral sex experiences (their words again). At first I thought it’d be stiff or awkward but no—it actually works smoothly? Still sort of uncanny though; there’s an adjustment period before it feels normal-ish messing with a doll whose mouth opens on command.

The Realism Factor—Too Much or Just Enough?

Realistic body painting caught me off guard when I unboxed her—the veins and subtle shading are definitely above average for absolute sex dolls in this price range. Sometimes it’s almost too lifelike if you catch her from the wrong angle late at night and forget she’s there…

Her big boobs and big butt are hard to ignore; not cartoonish but definitely pronounced enough that “busty” doesn’t really cover it anymore.

Shipping Without Drama

Campo being ready to ship isn’t hype—they mean it literally here. She arrived two days after my order went through, boxed up tight and looking exactly as pictured online (ZXE200_W2 head, ZX172E-white body). No missing parts or bait-and-switch nonsense either—which honestly felt rare compared to other sites selling big ass dolls who look nothing like their photos once they finally show up weeks later…if ever.

One Small Thing Nobody Mentions

Standing feet sound cool until you realize your floors aren’t perfectly flat and she’ll tip over if you bump into her by accident while half-awake getting water at midnight—I learned that one quick.

Anyway—I guess what surprised me most was how little hassle there was start-to-finish versus every other time I've tried ordering something even remotely similar online before Campo showed up on my radar.

If you're into absolute sex dolls or just want something that's genuinely "ready," not fake-ready...this might be worth peeking at yourself sometime.