Carter: Knockout Blonde Sex Doll—A Weirdly Honest Take

What Even Is the “New SS-Series” Supposed to Mean?

You ever see those product names that sound like they belong on a spaceship, not in your bedroom? That’s what happened when I stumbled onto Carter—the so-called “Knockout Blonde Sex Doll,” apparently from the new SS-Series by WM Doll. It’s all very… futuristic, or maybe just marketing trying too hard. S-TPE body with a silicone head, which sounds like something out of a sci-fi show I half-watched last year.

But here’s where it gets real: this hybrid thing actually means her face feels different than her body. Not bad-different, just—well, it throws you for a second if you’re expecting one texture and get another. The silicone head is supposed to be more realistic, especially around the mouth (yeah, we’ll get there), while the S-TPE body is softer and squishier. Or at least that’s what the site says.

Proportions: Not Your Average Store Mannequin

I’ll admit it—I checked the measurements twice because 5 feet 2 inches (159 cm) doesn’t sound tall until you’re dragging 79 pounds of doll up two flights of stairs. She’s got this C-cup situation going on (32.7 inches), with a waist that probably hasn’t seen carbs since birth (22.4 inches). Hips are 35.4 inches, which is… honestly pretty proportional for this sort of thing? If you’ve ever wondered how deep these things go—yep, they list that too: vagina and anus are both 6.7 inches deep; mouth is shorter at 5.1 inches.

It all feels oddly clinical reading those numbers off a spec sheet—but then again, people measure everything else online before buying nowadays.

Real Oral Sex?

Well…

Here’s where things get awkwardly technical: she has a moveable jaw for “real oral sex.” Which is both impressive and slightly unsettling if you think about it too long (I did). It works better than I expected—not perfect but way less fake than some older dolls I’ve seen from absolute sex dolls or whatever other brands float around Reddit threads.

Sometimes there’s this weird moment when you realize how much engineering goes into making something like this feel even remotely human. Moveable jaw isn’t something I thought would matter until suddenly it did.

Shipping Surprises & Discreet Packaging

Let me tell you—a plain box never felt so loaded with meaning as when it showed up after three weeks (two weeks processing plus one week shipping… unless customs gets curious). Free international shipping is cool but mostly I was worried about nosy neighbors or my landlord spotting anything suspicious.

Discreet packaging actually means discreet here—no logos screaming “sex doll inside!” Just an anonymous cardboard box big enough to make your delivery guy question his life choices for half a second.

Living With Carter: The Good, The Odd, The Heavy

Somewhere between unboxing and getting her set up in my room—it hit me how heavy she really is at 36kg (that’s about 79 lbs). You don’t think about logistics until you’re halfway through maneuvering her onto your bed and start questioning whether gym memberships are worth it after all.

There was also this small realization—she looks way more convincing in certain lighting than others; sometimes almost uncanny in daylight but weirdly lifelike under warm lamps at night. Maybe that’s part of the appeal? Or maybe my brain was just tired from hauling her around.

The Whole Hybrid Thing—Does It Matter?

I kept circling back to the fact she’s labeled as ‘hybrid’—S-TPE body with silicone head—and wondering if anyone outside forums cares about these distinctions as much as manufacturers do. For me? Yeah—the difference matters during use but fades into background noise once novelty wears off.

One odd downside though: cleaning routines can get annoying because different materials need different care products. You’d think someone would’ve streamlined that by now—but nope.

An Abrupt Tangent About Expectations vs Reality

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking owning something like Carter would feel super taboo or isolating or whatever people say online… But honestly? After day three she became just another part of my cluttered apartment landscape—a very expensive piece of decor with unusual perks attached.

Anyway—I guess if someone asked me whether she lives up to all those “absolute sex dolls” claims floating around Google searches? Depends what you expect from plastic companionship in blonde form.

And now my coffee's cold again.