Constance: The Japanese Summer Sex Doll That’s… Actually Kind of Impressive?

Let me just start by saying—I’ve seen a lot of things online that claim to be “absolute sex dolls” or whatever.

Usually, you click through expecting some kind of wild fantasy and end up with a plastic disaster that looks like it could haunt your dreams. But then there’s Constance. She’s this Japanese summer E-cup silicone sex doll, 5 feet tall (152 cm), and—well, I don’t know if it’s the proportions or the craftsmanship or just my mood lately, but something about her actually made me pause.

The Numbers Don’t Lie (But They Do Make You Wonder)

You ever look at those product descriptions and think, “Nobody actually measures these things, right?” Turns out—nope, they really do. Constance clocks in at 72 lbs (33 kg). Not exactly featherweight. I tried to imagine carrying her up my apartment stairs after delivery and… let’s just say cardio is suddenly relevant again.

Her stats are sort of wild: bust at 31.5 inches, waist down to 20.7 inches (how? physics?), hips ballooning out to 37.8 inches—big ass is not an exaggeration here; it’s basically her brand. And yes, for anyone wondering about the specifics—the hole depth situation is all mapped out too: vagina and anus both go to a solid 7.1 inches; oral gets you 5.9 inches but only if you spring for the enhanced mouth option.

Steel Skeletons and Movable Joints—Not Just Sci-Fi Anymore

This bit honestly surprised me more than anything else: she has a steel skeleton with movable joints. Like… actual articulation? It sounds almost clinical until you realize what it means—you can pose her however you want (within reason; she’s still got limits). There was a moment where I caught myself thinking about all those action figures from childhood, except now they’re life-sized and way less innocent.

And yeah, there are people who will absolutely spend an hour getting the pose just right before doing anything else with their absolute sex doll collection. I guess that’s part of the fun? Or maybe it’s art? Or therapy? People are strange.

Shipping Realities: Three Weeks of Anticipation

Here comes the part nobody ever talks about in reviews—the wait time. Free international shipping sounds great until you read the fine print: two weeks processing plus another week for shipping means three weeks staring at your inbox like some kind of desperate Victorian lover waiting for a letter from overseas.

On the bright side—discreet packaging is real; box arrives totally plain and unlabeled so your neighbors will have no idea there’s an E-cup silicone goddess lurking inside your hallway closet.

A Small Tangent About Realism

I remember thinking—I mean really thinking—about how far these things have come since those inflatable disasters from decades ago. Silicone now feels weirdly lifelike; sometimes when you touch her arm or leg (don’t judge), there’s this uncanny valley moment where your brain tries to process what it is holding onto.

It doesn’t feel fake anymore—not in that old-school way where everything squeaks and sags after five minutes. There’s texture now; even warmth if you get creative enough with heating pads or blankets before use (some people swear by this trick).

Something Oddly Comforting About Discretion

Maybe I’m just getting older—or lazier—but knowing nobody on earth will know what was delivered except me felt unexpectedly comforting? No awkward signature moments with delivery guys making weird eye contact as they hand over giant boxes marked “fragile.” Just one big nondescript package sitting quietly on my doorstep like any other online impulse buy gone slightly off-script.

Is She Worth It?

Hard question—and not one I’m going to answer directly because everyone has their own reasons for looking into absolute sex dolls like Constance in the first place.

What I will say is this: If you’re after something more than just novelty—a little bit of craft, a hint of realism without veering into uncanny horror territory—then yeah…Constance does deliver most of what she promises on paper…and maybe even a little extra surprise along the way.

Anyway—that's probably enough oversharing for today.