Dakota: Cover Girl Sex Doll — An Actual User’s Take

Not What I Expected (But Maybe That’s On Me)

You ever get that feeling when something shows up at your door and you’re not sure if you should be excited or just… quietly bracing yourself? That was me, staring at the box. Dakota, the so-called “Cover Girl” sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls, finally arrived. And yeah, they really meant it about discreet packaging—no weird looks from neighbors, no embarrassing labels, just a big plain box that could’ve been anything. Still felt a little odd dragging it inside.

The Size Thing Is Real

Here’s what nobody tells you: 5 feet 9 inches is actually pretty tall for a doll. I’m not short myself but moving her around was more of a workout than expected. She weighs in at 83 lbs (37 kg), which doesn’t sound like much until you try to shift her on your own bed in the middle of the night—awkwardly clutching silicone limbs so nothing bends weirdly.

I remember thinking, “Why did I pick the athletic one?” But then again, she does look kind of impressive standing there (well—not really standing; propped against my wall). Blonde hair, those model-like proportions: bust 34", waist 25", hips 38". Her cup size is C if that matters to you. It might.

Movable Joints Are… A Double-Edged Sword

Supposedly the steel skeleton with movable joints is an upgrade. In theory, it means you can pose her however you want—sitting up, lying down, whatever scenario makes sense in your head after midnight when nobody else is home.

In practice? Sometimes her elbow gets stuck at some odd angle and I have to fiddle with it for two minutes before she’ll straighten out again. Kind of kills the mood for a second there. But I guess if you’re patient—or stubborn—it pays off eventually.

Details You Don’t Think About Until You Do

Let’s talk about the holes because everyone pretends not to care but obviously cares: vaginal depth is listed as 7.1 inches and anal depth at 6.7 inches. More than enough for most people (I’d assume), but don’t expect some endless tunnel situation either.

The skin feels almost too realistic sometimes—hybrid silicone material means it’s soft but still holds its shape well enough that she doesn’t end up looking like a melted mannequin after one use.

Shoe size? US women’s 4.5-5 if anyone's into dressing dolls up properly—which honestly isn’t my thing but hey, no judgment.

Shipping Was... Not Fast

If you're impatient by nature (like me), here’s where things get annoying: processing took over three weeks and then shipping dragged on for another two-ish weeks after that. Five or six weeks total—they weren’t kidding on their site about wait times for these absolute sex dolls.

Wasn’t expecting Amazon Prime speeds but still felt longer than necessary when all you want is to see if this whole experiment was worth it.

Something Nobody Mentions: Storage Headaches

This part threw me off—a detail nobody talks about in those shiny promo pics or breathless reviews online—is figuring out where she goes when guests visit or your family drops by unexpectedly. Dakota isn’t exactly easy to hide unless your closet has Narnia-level depth.

There were nights I just left her under a blanket in my room hoping nobody would peek in by mistake (they didn’t).

Would I Do This Again?

Hmm—maybe not exactly with Dakota herself but now that I've tried one of these athletic hybrid dolls? There are clear upsides… and definite trade-offs nobody wants to admit upfront.

Still haven’t decided how I feel seeing her every morning propped against my dresser like some surreal roommate who never blinks back—but maybe that's just part of getting used to this whole scene.

Anyway—I guess that's what it's like living with an actual cover girl sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls: strange mix of curiosity, practicality headaches and moments where reality gets blurry around the edges… and then snaps right back into focus when you're trying to move eighty-three pounds of silent company across your floor before breakfast.