Delilah: The Beautiful Teen Sex Doll That’s (Almost) Too Real

When a Box Shows Up That You Didn’t Expect to Be So… Heavy

I’m not sure what I expected the first time I ordered from Absolute Sex Dolls. Maybe something lighter? Or, honestly, less like carrying an unconscious yoga instructor up three flights of stairs. Delilah arrived in a box so plain it could’ve contained anything—printer paper, maybe. Which is exactly the point, I guess; discreet packaging is one of those things you don’t appreciate until your neighbor offers to help you with your “furniture delivery.”

Anyway, three weeks from order to doorstep (give or take a day), and there she was: Delilah. Five feet four inches tall—yeah, that’s 164 cm if you’re counting. She’s got this F-cup thing going on that makes her look kind of cartoonish at first glance but then… well, it sort of grows on you.

Features That Make You Wonder Who Designs These Things

Steel skeleton with movable joints. Sounds clinical when you write it down but in practice? It’s weirdly impressive. She bends and holds poses better than most people I know (me included). And at 77 lbs—33 kilograms if we’re being international about it—you start realizing why they don’t make these dolls any heavier.

The TPE skin feels soft in a way that’s both surprising and slightly unsettling if you think too hard about it. There are moments where touching her arm just feels like poking memory foam that stares back at you with glassy brown eyes.

Measurements? Sure: bust 34 inches, waist 20 inches, hips 36 inches. Numbers that sound made-up until you see them mapped out in silicone curves.

The Details People Pretend Not to Care About (But Absolutely Do)

Let’s cut through the polite small talk—the real curiosity always lands on the “how deep are her holes” question. Vagina depth: 6.7 inches. Anus: also 6.7 inches (consistency is key?). Mouth: 5.1 inches—which sounds short until you realize how much jaw work goes into making these things functional for oral sex.

All three options are there: vaginal, anal, oral sex possible (the marketing copy loves repeating this part). I remember thinking at one point—who measures this stuff? Is there some tape-measure-wielding technician whose job is literally to test doll orifices all day?

A Quick Detour Into Shipping Anxiety

Waiting for Delilah felt longer than waiting for Christmas as a kid—and somehow more nerve-wracking because every package notification sent my pulse racing for reasons I’d rather not analyze too deeply here.

Free international shipping almost seemed too generous considering the size and weight involved; maybe they get bulk rates on existential dread as well as freight charges.

Processing takes two weeks plus another week for shipping—that’s three weeks total if math isn’t your thing today.

The Teen Thing Is Uncomfortable… But Also Kind of the Point?

Here’s where things get tricky to talk about without sounding like someone who needs supervision: Delilah is marketed as a “beautiful teen sex doll,” which means she has that youthful vibe—brunette hair, big breasts (F-cup again), proportions straight out of some fantasy sketchbook—but she’s stated as being “18+ years old.” They put that everywhere just so nobody gets nervous about legalities, but still… there’s an intentional edge here that doesn’t quite sit right even as it sells units by the truckload.

People want what they want; companies build what sells—it all cycles back around eventually.

Living With Her Is Oddly Mundane After Day One

After the initial novelty wears off—a process faster than anyone admits—the reality sets in: having a life-sized doll hanging around your apartment is both less exciting and more awkward than expected. She looks good sitting on the couch reading nothing at all; sometimes I catch myself apologizing when I bump into her leg by accident.

Cleaning routines become part of life (no one talks enough about maintenance). The steel skeleton creaks occasionally when moved too quickly—a reminder she isn’t alive no matter how convincing things get under dim lighting after midnight.

Weirdly enough, owning something like this makes regular dating feel different afterward—not worse or better necessarily… just different.

If You’re Still Wondering Whether It Feels Real…

It does and it doesn’t at the same time—a Schrödinger's cat situation where realism flickers in and out depending on mood and lighting and how tired you are after work.

Absolute Sex Dolls markets Delilah as their “beautiful teen” model with big breasts and brunette hair because those keywords pull traffic whether people admit it or not—but living with her turns out to be more complicated than any keyword can capture anyway.

I keep meaning to put her away before guests come over but never quite manage it in time—she ends up looming quietly behind half-closed doors while everyone pretends not to notice anything unusual except maybe my taste in home décor has gotten oddly specific lately—

And yeah, that's probably enough oversharing for now