Delilah: Ready To Ship — A Skeptical User’s Take

Alright, let’s just start with the basics—I’m not really the type to get wowed by ads that scream “ready to ship!” or “fast delivery!” because, well, most of the time it means you’re getting something generic. But Delilah? Stored right in a California warehouse and ready to ship within 3-7 business days… I’ll admit, that part actually caught my attention. There’s a weird satisfaction knowing she’s not sitting on a boat somewhere in the Pacific for weeks. Anyway.

The First Glance (And Second Guess)

When I first saw Delilah on absolute sex dolls, I did what anyone would do: squinted at every photo trying to spot if there was some catch. She comes exactly as pictured—no tricks, no weird filter magic—and honestly, she looks...real enough that it’s almost unsettling. Built-in vagina option (yeah, they specify), gel breasts (soft but don’t expect miracles), standing feet (which is more useful than you’d think). No customizations though. If you want her fast and like her as-is, this is your lane.

I remember thinking: “What am I missing?” Turns out—not much. What you see is what you get.

Details That Actually Matter

Here’s where my skepticism started melting away a bit. The measurements are all posted up front: 5 feet 4 inches tall (164 cm), weighs about 77 lbs (33 kg). F-Cup S-TPE sex doll—big breasts and brunette, definitely fits that ‘teen’ look some people chase after (not really my vibe but hey). Bust at 34 inches, waist 20 inches, hips 36 inches; those numbers are oddly specific but make sense when you see her proportions in person.

The steel skeleton with movable joints? It doesn’t creak or feel flimsy—which has been an issue with other dolls I’ve come across before. Vaginal depth at 6.7 inches (same for anal), mouth at 5.1 inches—yep, they even list those stats for people who care about those details.

Speed vs Customization — The Real Tradeoff

One thing that got me thinking was how fast she ships if you pick this exact model—no tweaks or changes allowed though. If speedy delivery matters more than personalization (and sometimes it does; patience isn’t always my strong suit), then Delilah makes sense. On the flip side? If you want to customize anything—face shape, skin tone, whatever—you’re better off clicking their link and waiting longer.

Honestly felt like one of those moments where convenience wins over perfectionism.

An Unexpected Upside

Here’s the part I didn’t expect: having her arrive so quickly meant less second-guessing after hitting ‘order’. There wasn’t that endless wait where your mind runs wild imagining what could go wrong during shipping from overseas warehouses. She showed up looking exactly as promised—model is confirmed to be over 18 years old too if anyone gets weird about legality stuff—and there were no surprises hidden in the box.

Weirdly enough…that peace of mind is worth something by itself.

A Tangent About Storage Space

Quick tangent here—it hadn’t crossed my mind until she arrived just how much space a life-sized doll takes up in your apartment. At 5'4", she doesn’t exactly disappear under your bed unless you have one of those tall frames from IKEA or whatever. Just saying: measure before ordering unless tripping over toes is your thing.

Not Everything Is Perfect

There’s always something though—the gel breasts are nice but don’t feel quite like real skin if we’re being brutally honest here; close enough for most people probably but not magical realism territory yet. Also worth noting: standing feet mean yes she can stand…but only if balanced carefully and not left alone on hardwood floors for days unless scuff marks are your idea of interior design chic.

Would I Recommend?

I’m still skeptical by nature—but quietly impressed this time around with how absolute sex dolls handled everything from order to doorstep without drama or delays. If fast shipping matters more than nitpicking every detail? Yeah…Delilah is kind of hard to argue against.

Not sure what else there is to say except maybe next time I’ll try customizing just to compare—but that's another story altogether