Dita: The Curvy Redhead Sex Doll That’s… Well, Something Else

I’m just going to say it.

The idea of a 5 foot 7 inch redhead sex doll named Dita sitting in your living room is, at first, kind of bizarre. Not even in a bad way—just, you know, unexpected. You see the photos online and think, “Yeah right, there’s no way it looks like that out of the box.” I mean—have you ever actually seen one of these things up close? I hadn’t. Not until recently.

Let’s Talk About Those Stats (Because Everyone Does)

You can’t really avoid the numbers: Height? 169 cm (that’s 5’7” for people who don’t want to do math). Weight? A solid 110 lbs—which is honestly heavier than I expected lifting her out of the shipping box. Bust-waist-hips? 35.4 – 27.5 – 38.2 inches.

But here’s what no one tells you: those proportions look different in person than they do on a website render or some airbrushed promo shot. Her legs are long—like, really long—and if you’re into that sort of thing (which apparently lots of people are), this will probably be a plus.

Ultra-Realistic Skin… Or Close Enough?

They call it “HumanSkin ultra-realistic skin texture.” I’ll give them this—it doesn’t feel like cheap plastic or some weird rubbery toy from a dollar store bin. It’s silicone all the way through, which means she doesn’t have that cold-and-dead feeling some older dolls did (yes—I touched one once years ago at a friend’s house party; don’t ask).

The Evo Skeleton inside is supposed to allow for more flexible posing and movement, but honestly it took me five minutes just to figure out how to bend her knees without feeling like something was about to snap.

Shipping Surprises & That Discreet Box

Here comes my favorite part—the shipping. Four weeks isn’t exactly Amazon Prime speed, but when you’re moving something that weighs as much as an average human teenager and costs more than most laptops… patience is part of the package.

Discreet packaging? Yes—they absolutely mean it. The box looked so plain my neighbor thought it was some kind of furniture delivery gone wrong. No markings at all; not even a brand logo from Absolute Sex Dolls or anything remotely embarrassing.

One thing though: costume not included! The outfit in those glam shots is strictly for marketing purposes only—what arrives is just Dita herself and maybe some bubble wrap if you’re lucky.

Vaginal & Anal Sex Is Possible (But Let’s Be Real…)

Okay—I know why most people are reading this section anyway. Yes: both vaginal and anal sex are possible with Dita and they even list exact depths (vagina: nearly eight inches deep; anus: six inches). But using those features isn’t quite as seamless as you might hope unless you’ve got plenty of lube and zero self-consciousness about maneuvering an object that weighs almost as much as your ex-girlfriend.

And cleaning afterwards… nobody talks about cleaning enough in these reviews but trust me—it matters more than anyone admits.

A Quick Tangent on Expectations vs Reality

Maybe this is off-topic—or maybe not—but absolute sex dolls like Dita tend to get hyped up by certain corners of the internet like they’re magic solutions for everything from loneliness to boredom to whatever else people imagine late at night scrolling forums.

In reality? They’re impressive engineering projects with a weirdly lifelike vibe if you squint hard enough—but still unmistakably artificial when the lights come on bright in daylight hours.

There was this moment where I caught myself talking at her while moving her arms into position for storage—felt oddly silly after a minute or two. Maybe everyone does that once?

Is She Cheap?

Eh…

Price-wise, calling Dita “cheap” feels misleading unless your definition involves spending several hundred bucks on what amounts to a high-end silicone sculpture with functional holes (sorry—that sounded cruder than intended).

Compared to other options though—especially full silicone sex dolls with similar specs—she lands somewhere closer to affordable territory without being bargain-basement quality either.

Loose Ends & Last Impressions That Don’t Quite Tie Up

I guess what surprised me most wasn’t any single feature or measurement but how quickly she went from being an online curiosity (“ha! look at this thing!”) to an actual presence taking up space near my couch—a strange combination of impressive craftsmanship and awkward practicality rolled together under shockingly red hair.

There are moments where having something so realistic around feels oddly comforting… then sometimes just odd again. Maybe that’s normal now? Who knows anymore—I certainly don’t have all the answers yet, but hey—the world keeps getting weirder every year anyway.