Estelle: Super Model Sex Doll — The One That Actually Exists

Not What I Expected (But Here We Are)

You ever find yourself scrolling through those endless “absolute sex dolls” websites late at night, not really buying into the hype? Yeah. Me too. And then, somehow, you end up on a page for something called the Estelle Super Model Sex Doll. There’s this weird moment where you realize—wait, these things are real? Like, actual 5 feet 5 inches of silicone reality staring back at you from your screen.

I’ll admit it: curiosity won. Maybe it was the F-cup thing (which is… a lot), or just the way she looked like she’d stepped out of some uncanny valley fashion magazine. Whatever. The point is, I clicked around and read more than I should have.

A Tangent About Proportions

Quick detour because honestly, these measurements are wild. Bust: 34 inches. Under bust: 24.4 inches. Waist: 21.2 inches—which feels almost cartoonish until you see her hips at 35.4 inches and think “Did someone use Photoshop on a person who isn’t even real?”

The cup-size is F if that means anything to you (it didn’t to me until now). And yeah, she weighs about as much as a big suitcase—73 lbs or so—which is both impressive and slightly intimidating when you imagine maneuvering her around your apartment.

Functionality Overload?

Alright, let’s get awkwardly specific for a second because apparently people care about this stuff: Vagina depth is 7.1 inches; anal goes to 6.3; oral (if you spring for the movable jaw upgrade) is 5.1 inches deep.

I remember thinking… do people actually measure this stuff with rulers? Is there a tape measure involved in quality control? It’s one of those details that makes sense and doesn’t make sense all at once.

Steel Skeletons & Movable Joints (No Joke)

Here’s where things get kind of sci-fi but also practical: Estelle has a steel skeleton with movable joints—yes, really—which means posing her isn’t some floppy disaster scenario like I’d half-expected from cheap knockoff dolls floating around online.

She holds her shape better than most IKEA furniture I’ve owned, which is saying something considering my couch can barely survive movie night without slumping over.

Shipping Surprises & Stealth Mode

If anyone’s worried their nosy neighbor will spot an “absolute sex dolls” logo plastered across the box—nope, not happening here. Discreet packaging actually means discreet packaging; not even a hint on the outside what’s inside (unless they’re psychic or just suspicious by nature).

Processing takes two weeks plus another week for shipping—three weeks total if you’re keeping track—which sounds long until you realize they basically build each doll to order like some sort of high-end action figure for adults who don’t collect action figures anymore.

Outfit Disclaimer That Made Me Laugh

One last thing—they say right there on the site that the outfit in all those promo photos isn’t included (“for photo purposes only”). Which made me laugh because… yeah, obviously? But also now I’m picturing someone opening their box and being genuinely surprised she doesn’t come with lingerie straight out of Victoria’s Secret.

Not Quite Sure How To End This

Honestly—I still don’t know how I feel about having spent this much time learning about Estelle or absolute sex dolls in general. Part of me gets it; part of me wonders what else I could’ve done with those three weeks waiting for delivery besides tracking packages obsessively and reading up on steel skeleton engineering.

Anyway—if nothing else, she exists out there somewhere in someone’s apartment right now looking exactly like her photos (minus the clothes). Strange world we live in…