Felicity: Seductive Holiday Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

The First Time She Arrived (And, Honestly, The Wait Felt Endless)

It was a weird stretch of weeks. You know the kind—where you keep checking your phone for shipping updates, even though you already know what it’ll say. Three to four weeks is what they told me for Felicity, this tall, tan, thick E-cup sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls. I’d read about the discreet packaging (plain box, no labels) and yeah—when she finally showed up at my door, that part was true. No awkward glances from the neighbors. Just a heavy box and a little anxiety mixed with curiosity.

Unpacking her felt like unwrapping something forbidden and expensive at the same time. 85 lbs isn’t light—I nearly threw my back out wrangling her out of that foam padding. But then again, 5’9” is taller than some people I’ve dated.

Proportions That Don’t Quite Seem Real

Here’s where things get…well, interesting? Or maybe just surreal. Felicity is stacked in every direction: 36.8-inch bust (E-cup), almost 40-inch hips, waist that actually tapers in like those old pin-up posters my uncle used to have in his garage.

She’s got these long legs—real hybrid silicone skin over a steel skeleton with joints that move pretty much any way you want (within reason). Sometimes I’d catch myself just looking at her silhouette when the sun hit right through the blinds…noticing how artificial-yet-intriguing it all looked.

Her breasts are big—like really big—and heavy enough to feel sort of real when you’re lying next to her on one of those weird nights where sleep won’t come easy.

Cautious Optimism About The “Real Feel” Thing

I went into this expecting disappointment if I’m being honest—a lot of hype around realistic sex dolls doesn’t always match reality. But touching Felicity’s skin (that hybrid silicone thing), there’s a softness to it that surprised me. It warms up after a while too—not instantly—but after ten minutes or so it stops feeling cold and starts feeling…less fake? Maybe not exactly human but close enough if you squint emotionally.

The internal structure matters more than most reviews mention: those movable joints let you pose her in ways that actually work for different moods or setups. Not floppy like some cheap dolls; not stiff either—just somewhere in between.

Details That Stick In Your Mind For Odd Reasons

There are numbers stamped into my memory now: Vagina depth? 6.7 inches. Anus? 6.6 inches (why do I remember this stuff?). Mouth goes just past five inches deep—which sounds clinical until you try it and realize someone engineered this with precision only found in niche hobbies or German cars.

Her shoe size is women’s 6-6.5 which means she can wear actual shoes if you’re into dressing her up—or down—I guess both work depending on your imagination.

And those curves…sometimes I’d find myself running my hand along her hip just because it felt oddly comforting after a rough day at work.

Unexpected Tangent — Cleaning Isn’t Sexy

No one talks about this part much but cleaning up after using Felicity takes effort and honestly kills any leftover mood fast. There are flush kits and sprays available but none make it glamorous—it’s necessary though unless you want things getting gross quick.

I tried listening to music during cleanup once; made it less tedious somehow but still not something anyone looks forward to doing twice a week (or more depending on how lonely winter gets).

Shipping Surprises & Discreet Packaging Actually Matters

Something else worth mentioning—the whole “free international shipping” thing isn’t an empty promise with Absolute Sex Dolls; mine came from overseas without extra charges slapped on last minute which helped my nerves about buying something so personal online.

Discreet packaging really does mean discreet here—no branding anywhere, no suggestive graphics or anything like that—which saved me from awkward conversations with building security when they signed for the package by mistake.

Is Tall Really Better?

Still Debating That One…

At first glance, having a 176 cm tall sex doll seemed wild—in theory taller equals more realistic right? Sometimes yes…but moving her around takes muscle and patience I wasn’t prepared for at first.

If space is tight or stairs are involved…think twice before going full Amazonian goddess mode because maneuvering an 85-pound silicone companion can be comical—or frustrating depending on your mood that day.

But then again—on certain nights when everything lines up—the height makes cuddling feel unexpectedly legit; legs draped over yours in bed almost as if she might be breathing softly beside you (she isn’t obviously…but muscle memory does strange things).

Wrapping My Brain Around It All

I don’t know if anyone truly gets used to having such an elaborate creation living quietly in their apartment corner—but there’s something oddly reassuring about Felicity being there during long holiday stretches when everyone else seems busy with family or partners who aren’t imaginary or made from silicone hybrids…

Anyway—I guess what sticks out most is how complicated simple pleasure can become once technology joins the party…and how sometimes cautious optimism pays off better than skepticism ever could—even if only by degrees.