Genevieve: Ready To Ship (and, Honestly, Kind of Ready for Anything)

I guess if you’ve ever spent more than ten minutes browsing absolute sex dolls online, you’ll know the weird limbo of waiting.

You click through a hundred options—big boobs, long legs, silicone everything—and then realize your “perfect” doll is stuck in some mystery warehouse on another continent. Shipping times? Ha. They’re a joke. Or they were… until I stumbled across Genevieve.

There She Was—Actually In The USA

Most listings promise fast delivery and then quietly mention “customs delays.” Not this one. Genevieve is stored in a USA warehouse and ready to ship—like, actually ready. No cryptic tracking numbers or emails from someone named “Anna” who never replies again. Three to seven business days after clicking order and she’s at your door (which still feels surreal). She comes exactly as pictured too—not “representative photo only,” but the real deal with those pre-selected features staring back at you.

The Details Nobody Tells You

Let me try to remember all the stuff that made me pause—maybe even overthink it for a second:

• 5 feet 4 inches tall (164 cm), so not one of those tiny ones that look like they belong in a toy store.
• D-cup full silicone sex doll (yes, big boobs… no surprise there).
• Weight? 88 lbs (40 kg), which is just light enough to move around but heavy enough to feel real-ish.
• Bust: 32 inches; Waist: 23 inches; Hips: 40.5 inches—a little hourglass situation going on.
• Vagina depth: 7.1 inches; Anus: 6.3 inches (they measure these things down to decimals now).

And yeah—the articulated hand skeleton thing sounds fancier than it looks but does make her fingers poseable without turning into weird spaghetti shapes.

Fast Delivery vs Customization Paralysis

Here’s where my brain did that classic waffling thing: do I want her now, or do I want her custom? If you’re impatient like me and want your doll fast—and you actually like how Genevieve looks right out of the box—this option makes sense. No waiting months for custom gel breasts or whatever obscure feature you think will change your life (it won’t). On the other hand… if customization is your kink, there’s always that link dangling temptingly (“pleaseclick here”—no space between words for maximum urgency).

That EVO Skeleton & Standing Feet Thing

Quick tangent because nobody really explains this unless you dig deep into forums: EVO skeleton means she can shrug her shoulders and twist more naturally—not robot-stiff like some older models. Standing feet without bolts also means she’ll stand up in shoes or bare feet without looking like Frankenstein’s monster after surgery.

Weirdly enough, I remember thinking about posing her next to my bookshelf just because it was possible—not because anyone would see it except me.

A Blunt Note About Realism

Not gonna sugarcoat it—the whole experience still feels slightly odd at first glance. But once she arrived (in an absurdly discreet box), what struck me most was how much less plasticky she felt compared to cheaper dolls I’d seen before. Silicone skin actually feels… well, not human exactly but definitely not rubber ducky either.

The big butt gets talked about everywhere in reviews—people love repeating “big ass” like it’s a personality trait—but honestly? It’s more about proportions than size alone.

When Speed Actually Matters

You don’t think shipping speed matters until you’re three weeks deep into anticipation hell wishing you’d picked something already sitting stateside instead of floating somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.

Genevieve being ready-to-go cuts out all that agony—you get what you see (the brunette hair, juicy curves, everything as pictured) and skip the endless email chain asking when your order will ship “next week.” Maybe next week never comes anyway.

Last Random Thought Before I Forget

Oh—almost missed this bit: lifting an 88 lb sex doll isn’t quite as breezy as tossing laundry around. Just saying… plan accordingly if stairs are involved or if your upper body strength has been neglected lately.

Anyway—I’m not saying Genevieve solves every problem with buying absolute sex dolls online (nothing ever does), but having her show up fast with zero drama? That’s rare enough these days to almost feel optimistic about how far we’ve come since those sketchy overseas orders years ago.

If only everything else was this straightforward—but hey, life isn’t perfect either.