Gwen: Ready To Ship (And Yes, She’s Actually in California)

A Quick Reality Check

You know how you see those “ready to ship” banners everywhere? I used to roll my eyes. Nine times out of ten, it means somewhere in the world, not anywhere near your actual address. But—here’s the thing—I kept hearing about Gwen from absolute sex dolls actually being stored in a California warehouse. Not overseas, not some ambiguous “fulfillment center.” Real place. Real doll.

The Shipping Thing (Surprisingly Legit)

I’ll admit, I was skeptical. You order a 5’8” athletic blonde TPE doll online and she just… shows up at your door in under a week? That’s what they promise: order Gwen as pictured—built-in vagina option, gel breasts (which is not something you can really appreciate until you’ve poked them), standing feet—and she’ll arrive in 3-7 business days. No customizations, no fussing with options. Just the doll exactly as shown.

Honestly, that part appealed to me more than I expected. There’s something weirdly satisfying about knowing what you’re getting without all the guesswork. Maybe it’s just me.

Not Your Average Doll Specs

Let’s get into details because if you’re like me, measurements matter more than marketing fluff.

• Height: 5’8” (174 cm)
• Weight: 90 lbs (41 kg)
• Waist: 34/26/40 inches
• Bra Size: 30G
• Shoe Size: Women’s 4.5–5

She has this big ass—honestly kind of impressive for her proportions—and an athletic build that doesn’t look cartoonish or overdone. S-TPE material feels… well, pretty close to real skin on first touch, though the temperature thing is always a little uncanny at first if she hasn’t been warmed up yet.

Hole depth stats are there for people who care about specifics:

• Vagina: 6.7 inches
• Anus: 6.7 inches
• Mouth: 6 inches

Steel skeleton inside means movable joints; posing is straightforward but takes some effort since she weighs almost as much as an average person.

Why “Ready To Ship” Actually Matters

I used to think waiting three weeks for delivery was normal for these things—maybe even longer with customs involved—but having Gwen show up from California changed my mind about what “fast” means here.

There’s also less anxiety about shipping damage or lost packages when everything’s domestic. Plus tracking updates were way more accurate than I’m used to seeing with imports.

If speedy delivery isn’t important and you want every detail customized? They have a link for that somewhere on their site—you can go wild tweaking everything if you’ve got time and patience.

Small Details That Caught Me Off Guard

One thing nobody tells you: standing feet are game-changers if storage space is tight or if you just don’t want her lying around all day looking… lifeless? Oh—and gel breasts feel different than regular TPE ones; softer somehow but still keep their shape after hours of handling (I tested this more thoroughly than I probably should admit).

There was also a moment where I wondered how discreet the box would be when it arrived—turns out pretty nondescript unless someone starts measuring dimensions and guessing contents (unlikely).

Oddly Enough…

I remember thinking during unboxing that maybe this whole process would feel awkward or clinical but—it didn’t really? It felt more like opening an oddly heavy piece of high-end gear than anything taboo or embarrassing.

Weirdly enough, seeing her exactly as pictured did make me trust absolute sex dolls a bit more; no bait-and-switch vibe at all.

If You Want Customization…

Just one quick note before I forget—if fast shipping isn’t your priority and you want to change hair color or add features on Gwen, there is an option for full customization elsewhere on their site (they make it easy enough). But then the wait jumps back up into weeks again—which might be fine depending on your patience levels.

One Last Tangent Before I Stop Typing

This whole experience made me realize how rare it is these days to get exactly what was promised online—and quickly too. There aren’t many surprises left in e-commerce land anymore… except maybe realizing that yes, there really is a giant blonde sex doll sitting quietly in your living room three days after clicking “buy now.”

Anyway—not sure where else this goes from here but yeah: Gwen ships fast from California and looks just like her photos. Take that however you want.