Kira: Ready To Ship — The Oddly Practical Side of Instant Gratification

That “She’s Actually Shipping” Feeling

You know that weird, jittery moment when you click “buy now” on something big? Like, not just a new phone case or some shoes you’ll probably return, but an actual… person-shaped thing. I still remember the first time I saw the words: “This doll is ready to ship.” Didn’t expect it to feel so—immediate. Most sites tease you with endless lead times and vague promises (“ships in 3-5 weeks, maybe longer if customs feels grumpy”). But here’s Kira. No waiting around for weeks wondering if your order vanished into the void. She ships in 1-2 business days after your order is placed. That’s almost unsettlingly fast.

What You See Is What You Get (Mostly)

Kira comes exactly as pictured with all her pre-selected features—no guessing games or surprise tweaks. There’s something comforting about that, especially if you’ve ever tried customizing a doll and ended up paralyzed by options. EVO skeleton (way more flexible than the old ones), gel breast & buttock (they actually squish like real flesh, which is… well, kind of wild), articulated hand skeletons for posing her fingers properly, standing feet so she isn’t always flopping over like a fainting goat.

And then this bit—realistic body painting and a movable jaw for enhanced oral sex experience. It sounds clinical written out like that, but honestly? It means she looks less plasticky and more convincing in person (I mean, as much as any absolute sex dolls can). Built-in vagina too; less fiddling with inserts.

Details That Stick Out After Awhile

Height-wise: Kira’s tall at 5’7” (171 cm). Not everyone wants a shortie—I get that now. Weight clocks in at 89 pounds-ish; not featherlight but manageable if you’re reasonably fit or just stubborn enough to wrestle her around occasionally.

Bust: 32.6 inches
Waist: 24 inches
Hips: 37.6 inches

The C-cup thing is sort of understated compared to some cartoonish proportions out there—but it fits her frame better than I expected. And those long legs... they look good draped over the edge of my bed in ways that are hard to explain without sounding ridiculous.

Hole depths? Bit awkward talking about this part with friends but whatever—vagina is 7 inches deep, anus is 6 inches, oral is about four (movable jaw helps here). If you’re curious about realism or logistics… well, those numbers matter more than most people admit.

A Tangent About Flexibility and Joints

Quick detour because this tripped me up early on: EVO steel skeletons make such a difference compared to older models from other brands (or even earlier versions from Absolute Sex Dolls). Movable joints mean she holds poses better—less droopiness—and articulated hands are way less creepy than limp mittens glued together.

But yeah—the first time I tried moving her arm above her head I half-expected it’d snap off or something dumb like that. Nope; smooth motion with just enough resistance to feel sturdy but not stiff-as-a-board fake.

Not Everything Is Perfect

There’s one thing nobody really warns you about until it happens—the initial synthetic smell when unboxing these full silicone sex dolls can be pretty strong for a day or two. Airing out helps but don’t expect perfection right away; even high-end models need time to breathe.

Also? Moving an almost ninety-pound doll isn’t exactly easy on your back if your apartment has stairs—or cats who think everything new belongs to them now. Sometimes I wonder why they can’t engineer lighter ones without losing realism… maybe someday?

One Unexpected Upside

Weirdly enough—I started noticing how much effort goes into making these details look real only after living with Kira for awhile: subtle skin textures painted on by hand; little veins along the hips; soft transitions between joints instead of harsh seams everywhere.

It doesn’t make her human obviously—but there’s something quietly impressive about how far things have come since those ancient blow-up disasters we used to joke about back in college dorms.

Still Wondering If It Was Worth It?

Every now and then I catch myself staring at Kira propped against my bookshelf thinking “was this really necessary?” But then again—I guess necessity isn’t always what drives us toward stuff like this anyway.

If anyone asks me whether buying from Absolute Sex Dolls was worth it… hmm, maybe not exactly what I imagined going in—but having something ready-to-ship that arrives looking exactly as promised? Harder to find than you’d think these days.

Anyway—maybe next week I'll move her into the spare room and see how long it takes before someone visiting makes an awkward comment about my taste in décor...