Lara: Ready To Ship (And Honestly, That’s Kind of a Relief)

I’m not sure if it’s just me getting older or if the world really is moving faster every year.

Either way, waiting for things—especially stuff you’ve already paid for—feels like a slow kind of torture lately. Which brings me to this whole “ready to ship” thing with Lara from Absolute Sex Dolls. It’s weirdly comforting, knowing she’s sitting in some California warehouse right now, boxed up and ready to go.

The Speed Factor (And Why I Actually Cared)

You know that feeling when you finally decide on something after weeks of scrolling, comparing, second-guessing? Yeah. By the time I landed on Lara—a 5 foot 5 inch blonde TPE sex doll with a C-cup—I was so done with options. She comes exactly as pictured: built-in vagina option (which is what I wanted anyway), standing feet (surprisingly practical), gel breasts (softer than you’d expect). No customizations needed—just… her.

And here’s the kicker: once you order, she’ll arrive in about three to seven business days. Not months. Not “sometime next quarter.” Days. I remember thinking, “Wow, maybe my patience isn’t as bad as I thought—it’s just that delivery times are usually ridiculous.”

Details That Actually Mattered

There are all these stats people throw around—height, weight, proportions—but until you’re actually lifting 73 pounds of TPE out of a box in your living room… well, numbers don’t mean much. For the record: Lara is 166 cm tall (that’s 5’5”), weighs about 33 kg (which sounds lighter than it feels), and has those classic measurements—32 bust, 20 waist, 33 hips.

The hole depth thing always seemed awkward to talk about but let’s be real: Vagina and anus both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is a bit less at 5.1 inches. If that matters to you—it did for me—you’ll want those specifics.

No Surprises Means Less Stress

One thing that kept popping up in my head was how many choices there are out there—and how overwhelming it gets when every tiny detail can be customized. Sometimes it feels like too much freedom can be paralyzing? With Lara stored right here in California and ready to ship immediately… well, decision fatigue wasn’t an issue.

She arrives just like her photos on the site—not sort-of-like or almost-like but actually identical—and honestly that predictability felt good for once.

When Customization Isn’t Worth It

I get why some people love tweaking every feature down to the last eyelash color or whatever. But if you’re even slightly impatient—or just tired of overthinking—the “as-is” option makes sense. There’s even a link if customization does matter more than speed; otherwise this is literally grab-and-go convenience for grown-ups.

Weirdly enough… having fewer decisions made everything feel easier.

The Standing Feet Thing Is Underrated

Quick tangent because nobody talks about this enough: standing feet matter more than they sound like they would. It means she doesn’t have to lean against anything awkwardly or flop over when you’re trying to dress her or move her around your place—which is harder than it looks at first try.

It sounds almost silly typing this out now but trust me—if you plan on doing more than leaving her lying down all day? You’ll appreciate it later.

A Small Realization About Expectations

Maybe I went into this expecting something less realistic—I don’t know why—but between the steel skeleton joints and soft gel breasts (they do feel different from regular TPE) there was a moment where I caught myself being surprised by how close she looked to her pictures online.

Not perfect—nothing ever is—but definitely not disappointing either.

Delivery Window Anxiety vs Reality

I used to dread tracking packages across continents; customs delays make my eye twitch now just thinking about them. This time though? She shipped from within California which meant no surprise import fees or mystery delays at border checkpoints… Just normal shipping stress instead of international chaos.

Three days later she was here—which still feels strange compared to every other big purchase I’ve made online lately.

One Last Thing Before My Brain Wanders Off Again

If fast delivery matters more than endless options—and if what you see in those product shots matches what you want anyway—I guess Lara really does make sense as an absolute sex dolls pick for people who value their own time and sanity at least as much as their fantasies.

Anyway… not sure if that helps anybody else feeling stuck between waiting forever or settling for something off-the-shelf—but sometimes quick and easy wins out over complicated perfectionism.