Lihua: Beach Weekend Sex Doll — A Not-So-Tropical Escape

The Name's Lihua, But the Weekend Was All Me

Lihua. Just saying it out loud feels like you’re about to order something spicy at a restaurant, and then—surprise—it’s a full body silicone sex doll. I mean, there are worse ways to spend a beach weekend than hanging around with someone who literally can’t judge your sunburn or questionable sunscreen application (which, yes, happened again). And before anyone rolls their eyes, let’s be honest: sometimes you want company that doesn’t argue about where to set up the umbrella.

She stands at 5 feet 3 inches (160 cm), which is almost exactly my height when I’m slouching. That was weirdly comforting? Anyway, she clocks in at just under 60 lbs (absolute sex dolls seem to be on this ultra-lightweight kick lately), so dragging her from car trunk to sand wasn’t as much of a workout as expected. Still awkward though—try explaining that one if you get caught.

Anatomy Lessons No One Asked For

The numbers are…well, kind of clinical. Bust: 34.6 inches. Waist: 22.8 inches. Hips: 37 inches. There’s something unsettling about having more precise stats for a doll than most people have for themselves. But hey—maybe that’s the point? Vaginal and anal depth both clock in at 7.9 inches (I had to double-check that because it sounded made-up) and oral is shorter unless you go “enhanced mouth only.” Imagine being the person who has to measure these things for work.

Her skin is all silicone—smooth but not too rubbery—and honestly feels better than some real-life sunbathers I’ve bumped into while carrying groceries home in July heatwaves. Asian features, skinny proportions; clearly designed with certain fantasies in mind, but nothing cartoonish or over-the-top.

Shipping Shenanigans & The Waiting Game

Three weeks waiting time isn’t exactly instant gratification territory (2 weeks processing plus another week shipping). That said, absolute sex dolls come with discreet packaging—which is code for “your neighbors won’t know what’s inside unless they’re psychic.” The box was plain enough that even my nosy landlord didn’t bat an eye when it showed up in the lobby.

International shipping is free—which sounds generous until you realize how much these things cost anyway—but fine, I’ll take it.

Beach Vibes Meet Plastic Realities

Here’s where things got interesting—I figured bringing Lihua along would make for some sort of Instagrammable moment or ironic story later on (“Hey guys look who came to the beach!”). Instead? It was me quietly hauling her down early morning before crowds showed up and hoping no one noticed the shape under my towel bundle.

No sand got into any…crevices (thankfully), but setting her up on a lounge chair felt like arranging a mannequin for an art class except way more awkward because of what she actually is. At one point I remember thinking: Am I really doing this? Yes—you are—and now you’re writing about it online because apparently this is life now.

Unexpected Downsides & Tiny Realizations

Carrying her back after sunset felt heavier somehow—not physically but mentally? Maybe lugging sixty pounds of silicone reminds you how strange modern loneliness can get when you start anthropomorphizing plastic companions just so weekends feel less empty.

There were moments when I wondered if all those measurements and key features actually matter once reality sets in—the novelty wears off faster than sunscreen on sweaty skin—and suddenly she’s just taking up space next to your actual luggage.

Tangent About Sunsets & Silence

Weirdly enough—and here comes my slightly off-topic detour—the quietest part of the whole trip was sitting next to Lihua as the sun went down and realizing she’d never ask why I’m not dating anyone right now or whether my boss still hates me after last week’s meeting fiasco. There’s comfort in silence sometimes—even if it comes from molded silicone instead of another human being.

Not sure what else needs saying here; maybe nothing does.