Lucy: Sugarplum Babe Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

Meeting Lucy (Sort Of)

I’m not sure if you ever find yourself doomscrolling late at night, but that’s how I stumbled on the Lucy: Sugarplum Babe sex doll. It was one of those “what am I even doing?” moments, honestly. Browsing through absolute sex dolls online isn’t something I’d planned for my Wednesday, but here we are. Anyway—this particular model caught my eye for a couple reasons. Maybe it was the 5 feet 3 inches height (159 cm, apparently), or maybe it was just the way she looked almost… approachable? If a doll can be approachable.

The Details That Actually Matter

Let’s get into what people really want to know—because all the glossy promo shots in the world won’t tell you what it feels like when you finally unbox her. First off, she’s not heavy exactly (84 lbs/38 kg) but moving her around is still a workout if you’re tired like me. Her proportions are kind of wild in person: bust is 32.7 inches, waist is this tiny 20.7 inches, and hips at 35.8 inches make her look sort of unreal—but not in a bad way.

The C-cup thing? It looks right for her frame—nothing cartoonish or overdone. She’s skinny but doesn’t feel fragile thanks to that steel skeleton inside with movable joints. It makes posing easy, though sometimes I’d wish she could just stand up by herself without leaning on anything.

Real Talk About Functionality

This part always gets glossed over in reviews, so let me be blunt: vaginal depth is 7.1 inches, anus goes about 6.7 inches deep, and mouth is 5.9 inches—not that anyone measures these things with a ruler every time (maybe someone does?). The TPE skin feels soft enough that after a while you forget there’s metal underneath.

She comes with all three options—vaginal, anal, oral—which sounds clinical when typed out like this but actually matters if variety is your thing or you’re curious about everything once (no judgment).

Shipping Surprises

Here’s where things got weirdly impressive: shipping was totally discreet—like suspiciously plain packaging that made me double-check if they sent the wrong box by accident. No labels screaming “sex doll” to your neighbors or delivery guy; just cardboard and tape.

Processing took two weeks and shipping another week—for a total of three weeks before she landed at my door (give or take). That felt long at first… until I realized most absolute sex dolls take ages anyway unless you pay silly express fees.

An Unexpected Downside

Not everything is perfect though—and if anyone tells you otherwise they’re lying or selling something hard. Cleaning takes longer than expected; there are nooks everywhere and drying her out properly becomes this quiet ritual after each use (a bit awkward if roommates exist). Also—I thought blonde hair would be low-maintenance on a doll but nope… tangles happen even when she never moves much.

A Memory That Stuck

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking back to my first impression after setting Lucy up next to my couch: she didn’t look as artificial as I expected from WM Doll models in photos online. Maybe it was the lighting? Or maybe being quietly impressed crept up on me because expectations were low going in.

And now sometimes I catch myself glancing over while working from home—it’s odd company but not unwelcome either.

Something Small But Important

One detail nobody mentions: joint noise isn’t loud but it exists—a faint click when bending arms or legs into position. Not distracting exactly… just real enough to remind you there’s engineering under all that TPE softness.

Oh—and free international shipping means more than saving money; it means no extra paperwork headaches either (at least for me). Felt worth mentioning since some brands sneak in surprise customs fees last minute.

Tangent Territory

Got sidetracked one evening trying different outfits on her—don’t judge—and realized standard clothes mostly fit thanks to those slim teen-like proportions and C-cup bustline; shopping became unexpectedly fun for an hour or two until exhaustion set back in again.

There are probably people who collect these dolls like action figures—which isn’t really my vibe—but after spending actual time with Lucy I get why someone might go down that rabbit hole.

Wrapping Up... Sort Of?

I guess what surprised me most about Lucy wasn’t any single feature—the measurements or hole depths or whatever—but how quickly she went from “weird internet purchase” to something quietly appreciated around the house. Not life-changing maybe… but definitely not disappointing either.

Anyway—I’ll leave it there for now because dinner won’t cook itself and honestly this post got longer than planned.

(If anyone else has tried other absolute sex dolls and found something stranger—or better—let me know.)