Lysander: The Russian Escort Sex Doll That’s… Honestly, Kind of Surprising

I didn’t exactly plan on writing about sex dolls this year.

Or ever, really. But here we are. Anyway, you know when you fall down a weird internet rabbit hole at 2am and suddenly you’re reading specs for something called the Lysander—Russian Escort Sex Doll? That happened to me last month. I blinked at the screen, half-awake, thinking: “Is this actually...a thing?” Turns out it is. And not just any thing—it’s part of the new SS-Series from WM Doll, which apparently means something if you’re in the loop.

A Quick Walk-Through (Because Details Matter)

The details jump out before your brain even catches up. Lysander clocks in at 5’5” (166 cm), weighs about 73 lbs (33kg)—which is lighter than I expected for something that looks so...real? Her measurements read like a catalog: bust 32”, waist just over 20”, hips 33”. C cup, blonde hair (obviously), classic proportions—almost too perfect, but not cartoonish.

And then there’s the tech stuff. Hybrid build: S-TPE body with a silicone head. It feels weirdly advanced—like someone took the best parts of two worlds and mashed them together until they worked. The moveable jaw caught my eye first; real oral sex is possible because her mouth actually moves. Not sure why that surprised me more than anything else, but it did.

The “Absolute Sex Dolls” Angle

Now—I have to admit—I’d heard of absolute sex dolls before but never really got what made one different from another. With Lysander though, it’s all about options: vaginal, anal, and oral sex are all possible (and yes, they list hole depths down to fractions of an inch). Vagina and anus both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is a little shorter at just over five inches.

There’s something almost clinical about these measurements—the kind of info you expect on a furniture website or maybe camping gear—but then again… people want specifics.

Shipping Realities & That Discreet Box

One thing I remember thinking was how much anxiety there must be around shipping these things. Like—what does it even look like when it shows up? Turns out WM Doll ships internationally for free and uses totally plain packaging; no labels or branding anywhere on the box itself. If you live with roommates or nosy neighbors? You can probably relax.

Processing takes two weeks plus another week for shipping—three weeks total if everything goes smoothly—which honestly sounds fast considering what you’re ordering.

What Was Unexpected

Here’s where things get odd—in a good way? Handling the doll feels less awkward than I imagined (not that I’m saying everyone should try this). She isn’t floppy or stiff; there’s some give to her joints without feeling loose or fragile. And the skin texture…hmm…isn’t quite human but doesn’t scream plastic either.

Weirdly enough, setting her up felt more like assembling high-end furniture than anything else—a process instead of an impulse buy.

One Small Downside

If I had to nitpick—and yeah, I do—the weight can catch you off guard at first lift. Seventy-three pounds doesn’t sound heavy until you’re maneuvering an almost-lifelike figure through doorways or onto a bed by yourself late at night while hoping nobody walks in on your “project.” Maybe that’s too honest…but hey.

A Tangent About Expectations

I’ll admit my expectations were low going in—not sure why exactly—but after seeing how far these hybrid models have come (especially with this SS-series), it sort of changed my mind about what absolute sex dolls could be for people who want them.

Is it love? No. But comfort? Sure. Curiosity satisfied? Definitely. Would I recommend looking into Lysander if this is your thing? Yeah—cautiously optimistic here.

In any case…the whole experience left me rethinking a few assumptions—and wondering if maybe weirder late-night searches aren’t always wasted time after all