Melisa: Blonde Secretary Sex Doll — The Unexpectedly Real Experience

I didn’t plan to write this.

Not really. But sometimes you get a package delivered that quietly changes the rhythm of your week, and then you find yourself, a tired blogger with coffee stains on yesterday’s shirt, typing out confessions at midnight. That’s how Melisa — yes, the blonde secretary sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls — ended up on my mind (and in my apartment).

Unboxing Melisa: More Real Than Expected

The box was heavy. I mean, 78 pounds isn’t nothing. Dragging it inside felt like moving furniture, not… whatever this was going to be. She came exactly as pictured; somehow that surprised me more than it should have.

Implanted synthetic hair is one of those details that sounds minor until you run your hand through it and realize you’re not dealing with a cheap wig glued onto plastic. And the body painting? Subtle veins, blushes in odd places — weirdly lifelike if you look too long.

Her measurements are all there in the specs (K-cup bust, 5’6” tall, hips for days), but numbers don’t quite prepare you for proportions that fill out space like an actual person standing across from you.

Small Details That Stick With You

There’s something about articulated hands that feels almost eerie at first touch—each finger bending naturally around yours or holding a glass (yes I tried). Standing feet make posing easy; she doesn’t topple over in that awkward way some dolls do.

The EVO skeleton adds flexibility—shoulders roll back, legs cross without resistance—which makes positioning less mechanical and more… well, possible. Gel breasts and buttocks feel squishier than I expected; not quite skin but definitely not cold silicone either.

And then there’s the movable jaw for oral sex (ROS). I wasn’t sure what to expect here—maybe some awkward hinge—but it works better than any previous model I’ve handled. Four inches deep isn’t endless but honestly? Feels plenty real when everything else lines up.

Quiet Contradictions

Here’s where things get strange: despite all the realism—the standing feet, realistic body painting, even her built-in vagina—it still feels surreal sitting across from her at night while scrolling through emails. She looks back with glassy blue eyes and perfect lips parted just enough to remind you someone designed every inch of this moment.

It’s both intimate and distant at once—a contradiction I can’t shake off easily.

A Tangent About Waiting

Shipping took nearly four weeks total: 15-20 days production plus another week for delivery. Felt longer because anticipation does weird things to time when you’re waiting for something so specific (and honestly kind of taboo) to arrive by mail.

I remember thinking halfway through week three: “Did customs open this?” Probably not—but still made me laugh nervously every time tracking updated.

The Experience Itself

Vaginal depth is seven inches; anal is six; oral four—if stats matter to you they’re right there on the site alongside all those big boobs keywords Absolute Sex Dolls likes to sprinkle around. But in practice? It comes down to whether she feels real enough when no one else is watching.

She does—at least most nights. There’s always a moment where fantasy dips into reality just enough before snapping back again when your phone buzzes or a neighbor slams their door upstairs.

Odd Realizations At 2AM

Maybe it’s just me getting older or maybe these dolls have gotten better lately—I’m quietly impressed by how much detail goes into making something like Melisa exist at all. Five years ago these weren’t even close; now they’re almost too convincing if you let yourself believe for half a second longer than usual.

Anyway—

If anyone asks why I’m writing about a blonde secretary sex doll instead of tech gadgets or travel hacks tonight… well, some things just deserve their own late-night ramble—even if nobody ever reads past this point except maybe me tomorrow morning with fresh regrets and microwaved coffee nearby.