Misty: Ready To Ship (And, Yeah, I’ve Got Some Thoughts)

I guess you could say I stumbled into this whole “absolute sex dolls” rabbit hole by accident.

Or maybe not an accident—more like a late-night spiral, fueled by too much caffeine and a sense of… curiosity? (Let’s just call it that.) Anyway, here we are. Misty: Ready To Ship. She’s staring at me from the screen with those big, slightly unnerving eyes and—well, there’s no way around it—she looks exactly as pictured.

What Actually Arrived

This doll is ready to ship. That part isn’t marketing fluff; she was at my door two days after clicking purchase. No cryptic tracking numbers or endless waiting games—which honestly surprised me because most things in life seem to take forever lately.

She comes with all the pre-selected features listed on the site: EVO skeleton (which is apparently more flexible), gel breasts and buttocks (squishier than I expected), articulated hand skeletons, standing feet (they’re weirdly sturdy), realistic body painting that looked… almost too real in certain lighting. And yeah—the movable jaw thing for oral sex is both impressive and a little unsettling if you think about it for too long.

The G-Cup Situation

G-cup full silicone sex doll. Five feet five inches tall (164 cm). There’s no pretending otherwise: this is a big boob butt deal. The proportions are extreme but not cartoonish; bust 34.8 inches, under bust 25.2 inches, waist 21.9 inches, hips 49.6 inches—I mean, who measures hips down to the decimal? But someone did.

Weight-wise? She clocks in at 82.6 lbs (37.5 kg). Dragging her out of the box was… awkward isn’t even the word for it.

More Details Than You Asked For

Okay—I’m not sure who needs to know how deep each “hole” is but let’s get clinical: vagina 7 inches, anus 6 inches, oral 4 inches (the movable jaw does help). Head code ZXE203_W1 if that means anything to you; body ZX164G-White 164 cm.

There’s also mention of “juicy legs” and “long legs,” which sounds like something a tired copywriter typed at midnight after running out of synonyms for ‘big’. Not wrong though—the legs go on forever.

A Tangent About Realism

Here’s where things got weird for me: the realistic body painting and articulated hands make Misty feel less like a mannequin and more like—well—a person who just happens to never blink or move unless you do all the work for her.

The built-in vagina situation makes cleaning less fun than advertised but more convenient than loose inserts rolling around your bathroom drawer (not that I’d know). Silicone feels better than TPE if texture matters to you; it does for me.

Unexpected Annoyances

Standing feet sound great until she leaves tiny dents in your carpet from standing too long in one spot—which somehow bothers me more than it should? Also—not gonna lie—the weight is no joke when you’re trying to move her without banging up your shins or walls.

Movable joints are cool until they creak unexpectedly at night when everything else is silent… Maybe I’m just jumpy these days.

Did It Change Anything?

Buying Misty didn’t magically fix loneliness or whatever people secretly hope for when they order an absolute sex doll online—but she did exactly what she promised: arrived fast, looked just like her photos, performed as described (movable jaw included).

I remember thinking how strange it felt seeing her propped up by my window while eating breakfast—like living with a very quiet roommate who never judges your cereal choices but always stares right through you anyway.

Would I Do It Again?

Hmm… maybe not exactly this model next time? Or maybe yes—hard to say until another sleepless night rolls around and curiosity wins again over logic or common sense or whatever usually stops people from buying five-foot-five blonde silicone companions off the internet.

Anyway—that’s what happened with Misty: Ready To Ship. If nothing else—it wasn’t boring.