Moya: Sexy Afterparty Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

The First Thing That Hit Me (Not What You’d Expect)

I’ll be honest—when you’ve spent too many late nights scrolling through endless absolute sex dolls listings, your brain starts to blur them all together. Blonde, brunette, anime eyes, cartoon curves; it’s like a parade of plastic perfection with nothing sticking out. Then I stumbled across Moya. Not at 2am (thank god), but close enough that my coffee was cold and my patience thinner than her waist.

There was something about her proportions—C-cup, long legs (169 cm is no joke), those small breasts that actually look… well, kind of real? It caught me off guard. Most “sexy afterparty” themed dolls are all flash and no subtlety, but Moya felt different. Maybe it was the way she just stood there in the photos—tall and quietly confident, not screaming for attention.

Details That Actually Matter When You’re Tired

Let’s get into it: full silicone body. No weird seams or rough spots when you run your hand down her thigh (yeah, I checked). Her weight? 64.8 lbs—not feather-light but also not going to break your back unless you try something acrobatic (don’t). The steel skeleton is honestly impressive; joints move smoothly without that creaky doll jitter some cheaper models have.

For anyone who cares about measurements—and let’s be real, if you’re reading this far you probably do:

• Height: 5’7” (169 cm)
• Bust: 31.7”
• Waist: 22.5”
• Hips: 35.5”

The C-cup thing isn’t exaggerated either; they’re perky without being over-the-top fake-looking.

Quiet Realization About Functionality

This isn’t exactly dinner table conversation material—but yes, vaginal and anal sex are both possible here. Vagina depth clocks in at 7.1 inches; anus at 6.3 inches (I measured because nobody ever tells you these things clearly). There’s a weird sense of relief knowing what to expect instead of guessing and getting disappointed later.

Small tangent—I remember thinking how most dolls never mention their actual “hole depth.” Like it’s some secret handshake only insiders know about? Anyway, with Moya there aren’t surprises in that department.

The Shipping Bit Nobody Talks About

Shipping… always feels like a gamble with absolute sex dolls sites. Here’s the deal with Moya: free international shipping (nice), discreet packaging so your nosy neighbor won’t start rumors (nicer), and an estimated four weeks from order to doorstep if everything goes smooth-ish.

Three weeks processing + one week shipping = a month of waiting around wondering if you made a weird impulse buy or not. But when she arrived—the box was plain as promised—not even a hint about what was inside unless someone has X-ray vision or psychic powers.

Unexpected Downside—Or Maybe Just My Luck?

One thing threw me off though—the costume in the promo shots isn’t included. I should’ve known better but still felt mildly duped when I opened the box expecting lace or whatever she had on in those glossy images… nope! Naked doll staring up at me like “what now?” Lesson learned: read the fine print before dreaming up scenarios based on marketing pics.

Something About Long Legs

It sounds silly typing this out—but her legs are really long in person compared to other silicone dolls I’ve owned or seen up close before. Makes posing more fun somehow? She fits on my bed differently than others did—a detail that probably doesn’t matter to most people but stuck out to me once I started moving her around for photos and stuff.

Weirdly enough, it changed how I thought about room space too—like having another tall roommate who never eats your snacks or leaves socks everywhere.

Last Random Thought Before Sleep Wins

Maybe it’s just exhaustion talking—or maybe there really is something quietly impressive about Moya compared to other absolute sex dolls floating around online shops right now. Not perfect by any stretch; nothing ever is after midnight anyway—but sometimes finding something that feels just slightly less mass-produced can make all the difference when real life gets heavy and loud again tomorrow morning.

And yeah—I’m still not sure where she’ll end up standing next week.