Natalee: A Skeptical User’s Take on the “Fun Ski Weekend” Sex Doll

First, I Didn’t Expect Much

I’m not really the type who jumps at every new thing, especially when it comes to something as… well, specific as a D-cup silicone sex doll. When I first saw Natalee—a “Fun Ski Weekend” sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls—I almost laughed. The marketing photos are always so over-the-top. Blonde, tan, big breasts, long legs—like someone cranked up all the dials and called it a day.

But then again, curiosity is a weird thing. You see enough ads or read enough reviews (most of them sound suspiciously similar), and suddenly you’re thinking: what’s actually real about this? Is there anything impressive behind all that plastic shine?

The Shipping Bit Was Not What I Expected

It started with the shipping. Free international shipping sounded fake—like, where’s the catch? But the box arrived in about four weeks (honestly felt longer). Discreet packaging was promised, and for once that wasn’t just talk; plain cardboard box, no weird labels or embarrassing stickers. I remember standing there with this giant nondescript package thinking: if my neighbors ask what this is I’ll just say it’s a lamp or something.

Anyway—the delivery part didn’t suck.

Details That Actually Surprised Me

Here’s where things got quietly impressive (even though I hate admitting it). This Natalee doll isn’t flimsy or cartoonish like those old blow-up types you’d joke about at bachelor parties. She stands 5 feet 3 inches tall (165 cm), which is basically average human height—and she weighs almost 95 lbs unless you get weight reduction (which knocks off about 20 lbs).

The steel skeleton inside gives her actual structure. Moveable joints mean she doesn’t flop around uselessly; you can pose her sitting on your bed or standing against a wall without her collapsing into some sad heap of silicone.

Measurements I Wasn’t Looking For—But Noticed Anyway

You start noticing details you never thought you’d care about. Like how her bust measures 32.6 inches (D-cup territory), waist at 24 inches, hips at nearly 40 inches—proportions that feel oddly realistic when she’s right in front of you instead of on a screen.

Her skin feels surprisingly soft for silicone—almost warm after a while in room temperature—which is one of those things nobody mentions but makes more difference than you’d expect.

And then there are specifics like hole depth: vagina goes 6.7 inches deep, anus slightly less at 6.6 inches, mouth at just over five inches… these numbers seemed ridiculous until they weren’t.

Yeah… About That “Fun Ski Weekend” Thing

The branding still makes me roll my eyes a little—who buys a sex doll because they want to pretend they’re on some imaginary ski trip? But under all that cheesy marketing there actually is something fun here: experimenting with different positions thanks to those moveable joints and solid frame feels way more interesting than anticipated.

Also—the oral option works better than expected (not perfect but not awkward either). Vaginal and anal options are both possible without feeling like you’re going to break something by accident.

Not Everything Is Perfect

Let’s be honest: moving her around isn’t easy unless you’ve got decent upper body strength—or opt for the weight reduction version (which helps). Cleaning takes time too; no magic shortcuts there.

Another thing—I kept expecting some kind of weird smell out of the box but nope, nothing strong or plasticky lingered after airing out for an afternoon.

Sometimes during use I’d catch myself thinking: am I really doing this? There’s always that moment of self-awareness where everything feels absurd—but eventually it fades into background noise if you let yourself just have fun with it rather than overthinking every detail.

One Odd Tangent Before Wrapping Up

Weirdly enough…I found myself dressing Natalee up in old clothes just to see how she looked sitting by my window one morning while working from home. It was less creepy than expected—almost like having an odd roommate who never complains about your music taste or leaves dishes in the sink.

Guess what surprised me most wasn’t even sexual—it was realizing how much effort went into making these dolls feel less like props and more like something halfway between art project and companion object.

Not sure what else to say here except maybe next time I see another ad for absolute sex dolls promising impossible adventures…I’ll hesitate before rolling my eyes quite so hard.