Pamela: Ready To Ship (And Honestly, That’s Kinda the Point)

I’m not gonna sugarcoat this—sometimes you just want something now.

Not in three months. Not after a hundred emails about “custom options.” Just…now. That’s what drew me to Pamela, the absolute sex doll I stumbled across while half-awake and scrolling through pages of, well, let’s just say “adult collectibles.” She was there. Blonde, big ass, 5 feet 8 inches tall—173 cm if you’re into details—and apparently sitting in some California warehouse like she was waiting for an Uber.

The Weird Relief of No Decisions

It’s weirdly exhausting having too many choices. Custom this, custom that—pick a wig, swap out eyes, change the skin tone by half a shade? Ugh. My brain checked out somewhere between “built-in vagina” and “gel breasts,” which is exactly what Pamela comes with as pictured. You don’t pick anything. You don’t even have to think about it unless you really want to (and if you do want all those tweaks, they make it annoyingly clear: click here). But honestly? Sometimes I just want less clicking.

Three to Seven Days Feels Like Cheating

Here’s where things got…almost suspiciously easy: order placed Monday afternoon (don’t judge), tracking info Wednesday morning, box at my door Friday before lunch. Three days flat from California warehouse to my living room floor—I barely had time to clear space for her. There’s something oddly satisfying about skipping the usual wait; felt like cheating reality a bit.

Details That Actually Matter (Or Don’t)

Pamela isn’t shy on specs—she’s got H-cup proportions that look almost cartoonish when you first open the box (not complaining), and at 100 lbs she isn’t exactly light but not impossible either. Her bust is 39 inches, waist 23 inches, hips are…well, let’s just say big enough that jeans are probably out of the question if you ever tried dressing her up.

The built-in vagina option is standard here; same goes for anal and oral openings (6.7 inches deep for both lower holes; mouth is smaller at 5.1). Steel skeleton inside means she poses pretty well—movable joints everywhere except maybe her sense of humor.

Standing Feet Are More Useful Than I Expected

Quick tangent: standing feet always sounded like one of those features people brag about but never use? Turns out it actually matters when you realize how awkward it is to prop up a life-sized doll against your couch without them toppling over mid-photo or whatever else you’re doing.

Not Every Experience Is Instagram-Ready

Minor gripe—the hair looked better in photos than real life straight out of the box. Maybe it was shipping static or maybe I just expected too much from product shots (happens). Still, nothing a brush couldn’t fix after ten minutes of untangling synthetic blonde strands while questioning my life decisions.

If You Want Fast And Zero Fuss…

Anyway—I guess what I’m saying is: if speedy delivery matters more than picking every last detail yourself? Pamela works exactly as promised by Absolute Sex Dolls: no surprises except maybe how fast she actually ships from their California warehouse to your doorstep (3–7 business days but could be less).

I remember thinking halfway through unboxing her—maybe sometimes convenience wins over customization fatigue.

That said…there are still days when I wonder what kind of weird color combinations people are ordering instead—but that’s probably another rabbit hole for another night when insomnia hits harder than usual.

And yeah—I still haven’t found anywhere practical to store a five-foot-eight doll in a one-bedroom apartment without tripping over her shoes at least once per week.