Pear: Juicy Blonde Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Quietly Impressed Ramble

Unboxing, If You Can Call It That

The first thing that hit me was the box. Not literally, but you know what I mean. DiscreetPackaging isn’t just some marketing fluff; it’s real. The package looked so boring and plain I nearly mistook it for a replacement part for my old washing machine. No logos, no weird customs drama—just a big anonymous box on my doorstep after what felt like an eternity (okay, four weeks, but time crawls when you’re waiting for something this… different).

I remember thinking: “There’s no way anything remotely sexy is in here.” But yeah, there she was—Pear. And at 5 feet 2 inches (157 cm), she definitely wasn’t small.

Details That Actually Surprised Me

I’m not usually one to gush over specs (who cares about numbers?), but Pear’s measurements are impossible to ignore. H-cup bust? Sure, marketing always exaggerates—but this time it didn’t feel like hype. Busty doesn’t even cover it; her chest actually has that gel breast thing going on, which sounds kind of odd until you squeeze them and realize they move in a way that’s… unsettlingly lifelike.

Weight-wise? 68 lbs (31 kg) is heavier than you’d expect from photos online. Not backbreaking or anything, just enough to make her feel solid rather than hollow or fake. Kind of makes sense if you want a full silicone sex doll to feel like an actual person instead of a balloon animal.

EVO Skeleton: Gimmick or Game-Changer?

Here’s where I went in with raised eyebrows—EVO skeletons always sound futuristic but end up being stiff or awkward most times (at least in my experience). But Pear bends at joints pretty naturally; there’s actual resistance and give when moving her arms or legs around. Knees bend without creaking. Shoulders don’t pop out like cheap action figures.

It almost made me forget how skeptical I was about these “absolute sex dolls” claims all over the internet.

Real Oral Sex Mouth?

Wait…

Honestly didn’t think much about the Real Oral Sex Enhanced Mouth feature until curiosity got the better of me late one night. Five inches deep isn’t nothing—or too much—but there are soft textures inside that caught me off guard in a good way. It doesn’t feel robotic or forced; more like someone really obsessed over getting those small details right.

Not saying it replaces real intimacy… obviously… but if you’re into oral play, well—it works better than expected.

Functionality Tangent: Vaginal & Anal Options

Quick detour because people always ask: yes, vaginal and anal sex is possible here too (6-inch vagina depth and 5-inch anus depth). The internal structure feels different between both holes—not just copy-pasted molds—which is probably why Pear stands out among other curvy blonde love dolls I’ve seen floating around forums.

Sometimes I catch myself wondering who designs these things—like do they have meetings about hip-to-waist ratios? Because Pear has hips at 37.4 inches and waist at only 16.5 inches… which looks cartoonish on paper but somehow works visually in person.

Processing Time Blues

This part drove me nuts—the three-week processing plus another week shipping means you’ll be checking your email more than usual if patience isn’t your strong suit (it isn’t mine). Still, free international shipping takes some sting out of the wait—and again, nobody will know what’s inside unless they’re psychic.

Something Unexpected About Living With Her

Here’s something nobody tells you: storing a five-foot-tall silicone doll isn’t as easy as shoving her under the bed unless your bed sits absurdly high off the ground. She needs space—a closet maybe—or else she’ll freak out any unsuspecting guest who opens the wrong door looking for towels.

Weirdly enough… after a few days she stops feeling like an object and becomes more like background furniture—a presence rather than just a toy.

Final Unfinished Thought

I started off fully expecting disappointment—another overhyped product with big promises—but Pear kind of changed my mind without fanfare or drama. Maybe not perfect (nothing ever is), yet quietly impressive in ways I didn’t see coming from absolute sex dolls ads scattered everywhere online.

Still figuring out if this is something everyone would want sitting around their apartment though...