Raven: Ready To Ship (And, Apparently, So Am I)

There’s this thing that happens when you’ve been trawling the internet for hours—days?—looking at sex dolls. You start to lose track of time, and maybe also your sense of self. Anyway, that’s how I ended up staring at Raven, the “ready to ship” WM Doll who lives (if you can call it living) in a Florida warehouse. She’s not just available; she’s practically tapping her foot and checking her watch.

A Warehouse in Florida and My Attention Span

I remember thinking something like: well, if she’s already sitting boxed up in Florida, then maybe my own lack of patience is justified for once. Absolute Sex Dolls says she’ll arrive in 3-7 business days after ordering. That’s… faster than my last Amazon package, which is both impressive and a little unsettling. No customization. No waiting for overseas shipping or endless build times. Just click and wait for the doorbell.

Built-In Everything (But Not Personality)

Raven comes as pictured—no surprises there—with a built-in vagina option, gel breasts (the upgraded kind), standing feet (which sounds weird until you realize most can’t stand), and shrugging shoulders. I’m not sure why shrugging shoulders matter so much but now that I know it exists… I sort of want it? The point is: if you want her fast and exactly as shown, this is your moment.

If you’re more into tweaking every detail—eye color, wig style, whatever—you’ll have to skip this one or follow their link to customize instead. But honestly? Sometimes decision fatigue hits hard.

Numbers That Don’t Lie (But Maybe Overshare)

The specs are everywhere on the page: C-cup S-TPE sex doll; 5 feet 5 inches tall (166 cm); weighs about 73 lbs (33 kg). Bust is 32 inches; waist 20; hips 33—I guess standard “model” proportions if models were made out of TPE instead of existential dread.

Then there are the details that feel almost too clinical:

• Vagina depth: 6.7 inches
• Anus depth: same
• Mouth depth: slightly less at 5.1 inches

It’s all very precise—a level of precision missing from most parts of my life right now.

Steel Skeletons & Shrugging Shoulders

Maybe this is a tangent but every time they mention “steel skeleton with movable joints,” I picture some miniature robot uprising happening somewhere between Miami and Jacksonville. These things move better than half my friends after leg day at the gym.

Shrugging shoulders though… still gets me every time.

No Surprises Means Less Anxiety?

Here’s something weirdly comforting about knowing exactly what will show up at your door in under a week—no surprises or disappointments because what you see really is what you get with these ready-to-ship dolls from Absolute Sex Dolls. It removes an entire layer of anxiety from online shopping—a rare feat these days.

Why Did This Feel Like Grocery Shopping?

Somewhere during checkout—yes, I ordered one—it struck me how transactional this all felt compared to other big purchases in my life. There was no back-and-forth with support staff about custom options or lead times or “will it look like the pictures?” Just click-buy-wait-arrive-unbox-repeat (or don’t repeat).

Weirdly enough… that was appealing right now.

Not Quite an Ending

Anyway—I could list more features or try to sound enthusiastic about TPE skin texture versus silicone but honestly? My brain checked out halfway through writing this sentence and hasn’t come back yet. If you want Raven as she appears—brunette hair, white skin tone, C cup—the whole deal—and need her quickly without fussing over options… well yeah, she’s literally ready to ship from Florida right now.

Sometimes simple wins by default—even if nobody feels like celebrating it today.