Reslin: Curvy Pink Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Ramble

The Box Was Too Heavy (And My Brain Was, Too)

I don’t know what I expected when the package arrived. Maybe something lighter? I mean, 68 lbs doesn’t sound like much until you’re dragging it up two flights of stairs in socks. Anyway—Reslin, the curvy pink sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls, comes in this totally unmarked box. No logos, nothing racy. Just a plain cardboard mystery that makes you feel like you’re smuggling a safe or maybe a very weird piece of gym equipment.

Size and Shape: Not Subtle

She’s 5 feet 2 inches tall (157 cm), which is… actually taller than my aunt. And with those proportions—H-cup bust, 35.5" chest, 37.4" hips—you sort of have to see her to believe it. Pictures don’t do justice to how exaggerated everything feels in real life; it’s cartoonish at first glance but then oddly realistic once your eyes adjust.

There’s this moment where you’re just staring at her on the bed thinking, “Is this art? Or am I losing my mind?” Probably both.

Silicone Feels Like... Well, Not Skin But Close Enough

Full silicone body—the kind that’s cold at first touch and then warms up if you leave your hand there long enough (don’t ask why I know). It doesn’t exactly feel like skin but honestly? After five minutes your brain stops caring about that detail and just accepts it as ‘close enough.’

The gel breasts are another thing entirely—a little too squishy maybe? Or maybe not squishy enough? Hard to say because every time I tried to compare them to reality my mind wandered off topic.

EVO Skeleton: More Flexible Than Me

One thing people seem obsessed with is the EVO skeleton feature. She bends at joints most humans would envy—or fear—depending on how you look at it. Knees tuck up easily for posing (or whatever else) and arms rotate without any creaks or awkward clicks.

I remember thinking she’d be stiff as a mannequin but nope—she folds into all sorts of positions without complaint. Meanwhile my own back was already protesting after moving her around twice.

Real Oral Sex Mouth: Enhanced Is… Different

Here’s where things get weirdly technical—the Real Oral Sex (ROS) mouth is designed for more than just looks; there’s depth here (5 inches), texture too. There are these tiny details inside the mouth that almost made me laugh out loud because someone somewhere spent hours designing that tongue groove and those soft ridges.

Does it work? For what it is—yeah, surprisingly well. But there’s always this surreal feeling using something engineered so specifically for pleasure while your cat watches from across the room with judgmental eyes.

Details That Stuck Out (Or Didn’t)

Measurements are everywhere online but living with them is another story:

• Waist: 16.5 inches
• Underbust: 23.2 inches
• Vagina depth: 6 inches
• Anal depth: 5 inches

Honestly, who measures these things? Yet here we are—and yes people care about hole depth apparently because forums talk about nothing else sometimes.

Shipping Time — A Month Of Awkward Waiting

It took four weeks from order to arrival—three weeks processing plus one week shipping—which gave me plenty of time to overthink everything about owning a love doll like Reslin. The tracking updates were vague (“In transit” for days) and by week three I started wondering if customs agents were having their own existential crisis unpacking her before sending her along.

But hey—free international shipping isn’t nothing these days.

Living With Her Is… Oddly Normal?

After the novelty faded a bit, she just became part of the room decor—a conversation starter if anyone ever visits (they won’t). Cleaning takes longer than anyone admits; storing her discreetly is impossible unless you have an empty closet or zero shame left in life.

Yet sometimes I catch myself glancing over and thinking she almost fits in among all my other questionable purchases during late-night browsing sessions on Absolute Sex Dolls’ site.

Tiny Regrets & Small Surprises

Maybe I thought she’d solve some problem or fill some gap—I don’t even know anymore—but mostly she sits quietly and reminds me how strange modern adulthood can get when nobody tells you no anymore.

Would I do it again? Hmm—not sure yet. But at least now if someone asks about full silicone sex dolls or curvy pink love dolls or whatever—they’ll get more than just recycled marketing lines. Just don’t ask me to move her again anytime soon—I’m still tired from last time.