Ronja: The Big Breast Silicone Doll — A Very Tired Blogger’s Take

What It’s Like Unboxing Something This… Noticeable

Dragging the box through my hallway felt like moving a small fridge. I’m not exaggerating—Ronja, this big breast silicone doll, clocks in at 114.64 lbs (52 kg). That’s more than some people I know. Anyway, the “discreet packaging” is real; you could walk right past it and never guess what’s inside unless you’re psychic or just nosy.

But opening it? There’s this moment where you stare at her proportions—5 feet 6 inches tall (167 cm), bust at 35.23 inches, hips somehow even wider—and wonder who decided these measurements were ideal. Not complaining, just… noticing.

The Details You Don’t See in Ads

The first thing that hits you isn’t the size, actually—it’s how cold she feels to the touch. Silicone doesn’t exactly scream warmth out of the box. Takes a minute to get used to it. Her steel skeleton with movable joints is both impressive and slightly unnerving; pose her wrong and suddenly she looks like she fell down some stairs.

Her boobs are, well, big. I mean really big boobs—honestly almost comically so if you’re not prepared for it. But they do have this softness that makes them kind of addictive to poke (I caught myself doing it absentmindedly while watching TV).

Unexpected Realizations About Living with Ronja

You don’t think about storage until you have to store her somewhere yourself. She doesn’t fold up neatly; those long legs (30.5 inches) stick out no matter how you try to tuck her away in your closet or under a bedframe.

There’s also something weirdly athletic about her build—broad shoulders (15.35 inches), strong-looking arms (27.37 inches). Makes sense for anyone into that “big butt,” “athletic” vibe absolute sex dolls sometimes advertise.

Oh—and shoe size? Women’s 4.5-5 if you’re into dressing her up fully, but good luck finding cute shoes that small unless you shop online.

Sex Doll Features Nobody Warns You About

Let me be blunt: yes, vaginal and anal sex is possible here (vagina depth: 6.7 inches; anus: 6.3 inches). Everything is engineered for realism—or as close as silicone gets—but there are moments when cleaning her out feels less sexy and more like an odd chore after a party nobody wants to remember.

Movable joints sound great on paper until one jams mid-pose and suddenly she looks like she lost a wrestling match with herself.

And yet… there are these times when having someone—well something—with such big breasts and curves around does feel oddly comforting? Or at least amusing during lonely evenings when Netflix isn’t cutting it.

Shipping & Waiting Games

Three to four weeks delivery time feels endless when curiosity sets in after clicking “buy.” Free international shipping helps soften the blow but waiting for processing plus transit means lots of checking tracking numbers compulsively.

At least when she arrives, nobody will know except maybe your back from lifting the box inside.

Random Tangent Because My Brain Wanders

I once tried putting sunglasses on Ronja just for fun—she looked bizarrely cool sitting by my window while I worked from home one afternoon (the neighbors probably thought I’d lost it). There was something vaguely empowering about having total control over someone else’s style—even if they’re made of silicone and can’t judge your taste in hats or scarves.

Some Days She Feels Like Too Much

Having a big breast sex doll around isn’t all fantasy fulfillment—it can get overwhelming fast if your space is small or your mood shifts quickly from playful to annoyed by clutter (which mine does often lately).

Still… every now and then I catch myself glancing over at Ronja propped against my wall looking all statuesque with those long legs stretched out—and I wonder what possessed me to buy such an absolute sex doll in the first place.

Guess that answer changes day by day.