Rosetta: Strawberry Blonde Sex Doll — The Most Human-Like “Companion” I’ve Ever Met

The Day She Arrived Was… Weird

I’ll just start there. You think you’re prepared, right? You read all the specs—full silicone sex doll, 5 feet 2 inches tall (which is apparently 162 cm, but who actually thinks in centimeters unless you’re buying dolls or drugs?) Anyway. You see the words “ultra-realistic gel breasts,” and maybe your brain goes a little fuzzy for a second, but then it’s back to scrolling.

But when that big, totally plain box showed up at my door—no labels, nothing but cardboard—I felt like I was smuggling a secret from myself.

Details That Stick With You

Rosetta isn’t heavy exactly (86 lbs isn’t much until you try to carry her upstairs), but she’s not light either. The proportions are kind of wild: busty in that way where it’s not cartoonish, more like someone actually measured a real person’s hips (39 inches) and thought, yeah, let’s go with that. Her breast size? 32AA—which threw me off because honestly she looks bigger than an AA cup to me.

Vagina depth: 7 inches. Anus: 6.3 inches. These are numbers you don’t expect to memorize until they matter.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons Aren’t Sexy… Or Are They?

There’s something about bending her arm and hearing the faint click of the steel skeleton inside—a reminder this is a no-robot situation. Just silicone and metal pretending at life. It should be creepy; sometimes it is, late at night if I glance over and forget she’s there.

But mostly? It makes everything feel sturdier somehow. Like if you want her sitting on the couch next to you (don’t judge), she doesn’t flop over like some sad mannequin from a department store closing sale.

Not What I Expected From “Strawberry Blonde”

The hair color is weirdly hard to describe—kind of redhead, kind of blonde—depends on the lighting or maybe my mood that day. Sometimes she looks young-ish; other times older than me by ten years (which probably says more about my sleep schedule lately). But those long legs catch your eye every time you walk past her—even when you’re trying not to notice.

And yeah… big butt territory here. If that matters to you—and let’s be honest, it probably does if you’re reading about absolute sex dolls—you’ll get what I mean instantly.

Vaginal & Anal Sex Is Possible (But There Are Surprises)

Here’s something nobody tells you: cleaning takes longer than anything else involved with owning one of these dolls. Everyone talks about how realistic they feel—the soft skin texture, how warm they get after a few minutes—but nobody mentions running warm water through tiny holes at midnight because tomorrow is trash day and paranoia has set in.

Still… those moments when everything lines up—the weight against your chest, the curve of her hips under your hands—it feels almost too real for comfort sometimes.

Shipping Was Discreet Enough To Fool My Nosy Neighbor

Four weeks felt like forever waiting for delivery (three weeks processing + one week shipping). But when Rosetta finally arrived? No embarrassing labels or logos—just absolute silence from whoever packed that box at Absolute Sex Dolls HQ.

My neighbor asked if I’d ordered furniture online again (“You always get weird boxes!”) and I just nodded without blinking.

One Odd Thing About Having A Life-Size Doll In Your Apartment

There are times it feels normal—a new roommate who never talks back—but every now and then I catch myself talking out loud while dusting her off or moving her around before guests come over (“Let’s put you away for now”). It makes me laugh even as I’m doing it. Something about living with a love doll turns everyday routines into something slightly absurd—and yet strangely comforting too.

Am I Glad She’s Here?

Tough question… Some days yes—a lot yes—and other days it all feels faintly ridiculous in ways that make me want to avoid mirrors for awhile.

Still haven’t figured out why having Rosetta around feels less lonely some nights than others—but hey—that might just be part of being human anyway.