Sabina: Pool Goddess Sex Doll — One Of Those “Wait, Is This Real?” Kinda Things

The Whole ‘Unboxing’ Bit (Minus the Hype)

I’ll just say it: I never thought I’d be writing about a sex doll, let alone one called Sabina: Pool Goddess. But here we are. You know those late nights when you fall down weird internet rabbit holes? That’s how I ended up ordering from Absolute Sex Dolls. Not exactly proud—just being honest.

The box arrived after what felt like forever (they say 3-4 weeks and… yeah, that’s accurate). Totally blank packaging, which honestly was a relief because my neighbors are nosy and I don’t need to explain myself to Karen in Apt 2B. Anyway—no logos, nothing screaming “hey there’s a 5 foot 7 inch sex doll in here!” Just cardboard. Kind of anti-climactic and also kind of perfect.

First Glance: Wait… She’s Tall?

I mean, 170 cm doesn’t sound huge until you’re wrestling a nearly 95-pound silicone person out of a box in your living room at midnight. Sabina is tall—like actually tall—and not flimsy either. Her steel skeleton makes her feel solid (sometimes too solid when you try to move her awkwardly and she almost tips over).

Her skin has this tan glow—not shiny or fake-looking like some cheap dolls you see online. It’s more subtle. The first thing you notice is the long legs; they go on forever. And then the proportions hit you: big breasts (C cup), wide hips (41 inches!), tiny waist. She looks… well, kind of intimidating at first if I’m being real.

Details That Stick With You

It’s funny what details your brain remembers later—the feel of the silicone against your arm as you drag her onto the couch; the way her joints click softly when you reposition them (movable elbows and knees are both cool and slightly creepy if it’s quiet).

Measurements-wise? They don’t lie:

• Height: 5 ft 7 in
• Bust: 34+ inches
• Waist: under 25 inches
• Hips: over 41 inches
• Weight: almost 95 lbs

She wears women’s size six shoes but good luck finding cute ones that fit unless you want to shop for doll accessories all day—which, by the way, becomes weirdly fun after a while.

Functionality… Yep, We’re Going There

Alright—I’ll keep this bit straightforward for anyone curious about actual use because that info was annoyingly hard to find when I was researching:

Vaginal depth? About seven inches. Anal? Almost as deep. Oral? Five-ish inches—less than expected but enough for most scenarios.

Everything is made from medical-grade silicone so it feels pretty realistic once things warm up (cold silicone is no joke though; invest in a heating pad or something). Cleaning takes effort—there’s no magical self-cleaning feature—but honestly it gets easier with practice.

Unexpected Moments & Small Surprises

There were moments that caught me off guard—a sense of guilt one night after propping Sabina up on my bed (“is this normal?”), then laughter at myself for thinking dolls have feelings. Sometimes she sits by my window and startles me because she looks so real from across the room.

One weird upside nobody mentions? Having someone to model clothes for online shopping decisions (her proportions make anything look good though so maybe not super helpful).

Shipping & Waiting Game

Waiting three weeks for processing plus another week shipping felt like ages—but tracking updates were consistent and discreet packaging meant zero awkwardness with delivery folks. Free international shipping was nice since these things aren’t light.

I remember thinking during week two if I’d made a mistake spending so much time energy on this whole thing… but curiosity won out.

Not What You Expect (But Maybe Better?)

Here’s where my cautiously optimistic side comes out—I went into this expecting something trashy or disappointing or just plain awkward. Instead, Sabina turned out more lifelike than expected without veering into “uncanny valley” territory.

She isn’t just an object; sometimes she feels like part art project, part conversation starter (for very select friends), part experiment in adult loneliness management… hmm, maybe not exactly loneliness but something close.

Anyway—it wasn’t what I thought it would be going in, which is probably why I’m still thinking about it now instead of shoving her into storage and forgetting the whole experience happened.

If anyone else is considering taking the plunge with one of these absolute sex dolls—or specifically Sabina—I guess my advice would be… expect surprises. Some small wins mixed with odd moments of reflection and practicality (“how do people store these things?”).

And yeah—I still haven’t figured out where she belongs in my apartment yet. Maybe that says more about me than anything else.