Saylor: Juicy Thick Sex Doll — A Cautiously Optimistic Dive Into Thiccness

The Box Arrives (Eventually)

Three weeks. That’s how long it took for Saylor, the so-called “Juicy Thick Sex Doll,” to make her grand entrance into my living room. Not that I was counting days on a calendar or anything, but let’s just say anticipation has a way of making you notice every passing hour. The box? Completely plain—almost suspiciously so, like it could have contained anything from IKEA furniture to an illegal iguana. Discreet packaging is the promise, and honestly, they nailed that part.

First Encounter With ‘Thiccness’ Defined

There she was: 5 feet 4 inches of unapologetic curves and high-quality TPE skin. H-cup breasts that defy both physics and maybe good taste; hips wide enough to make you rethink your sofa’s structural integrity; and a weight (107 lbs!) that isn’t exactly “grab-and-go.” If you’re expecting something featherlight—well, try lifting her after leg day.

The “juicy” part? Accurate. Saylor looks like someone tried to squeeze all their favorite body parts into one doll and then added a little extra for luck. It’s almost cartoonish in the best way possible.

Movable Joints & Awkward Posing

Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds impressive until you actually try posing her for the first time. There’s this weird dance between wanting realism and not wanting your new companion to look like she fell down a flight of stairs. Some joints move smoothly; others… not so much (the left elbow has opinions). Still, absolute sex dolls are supposed to be customizable, right? Eventually got her sitting up straight—sort of.

Real Talk About The Experience

Let’s get awkwardly honest for a second: using a sex doll is not quite like the movies (or those very enthusiastic reviews online). There’s setup involved, some trial-and-error with positioning, and at least once I caught myself muttering “this is ridiculous” under my breath. But when things click—when you find that perfect angle or catch yourself appreciating how soft the skin feels—it becomes less about fantasy fulfillment and more about playful exploration.

And yes, all three holes are there (vaginal: 6.7 inches deep; anal: same; oral: 5.1 inches if you’re curious), ready for whatever scenario your imagination can muster up after midnight snacks.

Material Musings & Unexpected Details

The TPE material really does feel different than older silicone models I’ve seen at friends’ places (don’t ask). Warmth builds up fast—a nice surprise—and cleaning isn’t as terrible as expected thanks to removable inserts (not advertised loudly enough if you ask me).

Her measurements—bust 37.8”, waist 26.4”, hips 43.3”—sound outlandish on paper but somehow work in person? Maybe it’s the proportions or just my own cautious optimism kicking in again.

Tangent On Shipping Anxiety

Weird detour here—I spent most of those three weeks worrying some nosy neighbor would intercept my package or worse, sign for it while I wasn’t home (“Hey! You ordered something heavy from overseas!”). Turns out free international shipping means tracking numbers galore but no drama at delivery time… unless you count nearly throwing out your back hauling her inside.

An Imperfect Companion For Imperfect People

Is Saylor going to replace human connection? No chance—and anyone who claims otherwise might be selling something (or needs more sunlight). But as far as absolute sex dolls go—for fun, satisfaction, curiosity—she ticks boxes I didn’t know existed before this experiment began.

I remember thinking halfway through week one: This is either peak loneliness or peak open-mindedness… Maybe both?

Anyway—I’m still figuring out where she fits in my life (and apartment), but letting the good times roll with Saylor by your side isn’t such an outrageous idea after all.

Maybe next time I'll talk about storage solutions—or maybe not.