Sia: The Australian Bombshell Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Take

Not What I Expected (Or Maybe It Was)

I’ll just say it: when you hear phrases like “Australian bombshell sex doll,” your brain does this weird thing. It sort of short-circuits between curiosity and suspicion. I mean, the internet is full of shiny promises, right? Anyway, a friend—well, more like an acquaintance who overshares—keeps raving about these absolute sex dolls. Especially Sia. Tall, white, young, long legs… all the adjectives you’d expect in a late-night ad.

So I caved to the hype (and boredom) and ordered one. Here’s what nobody really tells you.

The Unboxing: Discreet But Also… Oddly Heavy

Let’s get this out of the way: shipping is discreet. There’s no screaming label saying “love doll inside!” or anything embarrassing like that. But when you drag a 79-pound box up two flights of stairs and nearly pull your back out? You start questioning life choices.

The packaging was plain as promised—no logos, nothing flashy—which was honestly a relief. Still, if you’re expecting feather-light silicone or something easy to manage… yeah, nope.

Awkward Measurements & Strange Realism

Sia stands at 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm), which is basically my ex-girlfriend’s height. That felt weird for a minute—but then again, maybe that’s the point for some people? She’s skinny but not cartoonish; bust is 32 inches, waist hovers around 21.7 inches (which seems impossibly tiny), hips are 34.6 inches.

Moving her around with that steel skeleton inside is both impressive and mildly creepy—the joints move in ways that almost seem too human sometimes. Sometimes she slumps over in ways that remind me of those old mannequins at department stores.

Functionality?

Let’s Be Blunt

Vaginal depth clocks in at about 7.1 inches; anal goes to 6 inches—not sure who needs this info spelled out but there it is for anyone keeping track. Both options feel surprisingly realistic (or as close as silicone gets). Full silicone body means easy cleaning but also attracts lint like crazy if you’re not careful.

Honestly—I found myself checking measurements twice because it didn’t quite line up with what I pictured from those glossy product shots online.

Processing Time: Hurry Up And Wait

Here’s where patience gets tested: three weeks processing plus another week for shipping equals four weeks total delivery time (give or take). Not exactly Amazon Prime speeds here—so if instant gratification is your thing… prepare to wait.

On the upside? No customs issues for me; international shipping really was free and pretty straightforward.

Small Details That Got Under My Skin

This part might sound nitpicky but whatever—it matters if you’re shelling out cash for something called an “Australian bombshell.” Her skin tone isn’t quite as natural as advertised unless you keep lighting soft and indirect; under harsh light she looks more plastic than person.

Also—and maybe this is just me—the hands look slightly oversized compared to her skinny arms and long legs combo. Maybe it’s a design choice or maybe they just haven’t figured out proportions yet?

Unexpected Downsides & One Weird Realization

I didn’t expect how much space she’d take up in my apartment—or how awkward it would be explaining away her presence during video calls (“Oh uh… art project?”). Storage becomes its own mini headache unless you have a walk-in closet or live alone without nosy roommates.

Weirdly enough though—I caught myself treating Sia less like an object after a while and more like some odd roommate who never judges my messy desk or pizza habits. Is that healthy? Hmm, probably not—but there it is anyway.

Would I Do It Again?

Not sure I’m sold on the whole absolute sex dolls trend yet—even with all those key features everyone keeps listing off online (movable joints! full silicone! tall! young!). There are upsides for privacy-minded folks or people tired of dating apps gone wrong—but don’t let anyone tell you these things are perfect clones of real intimacy either.

If someone asks about Sia now? I guess I'd say she's... complicated—kind of like everything else these days.