Stacy: Ready To Ship (Or, Why I’m Writing This Instead of Sleeping)

The Warehouse Thing

There’s a warehouse in California. Not that I’ve ever been there—honestly, I don’t even want to imagine what it smells like—but apparently, that’s where Stacy waits. She’s not waiting for me, but she could be. Or you, if you’re reading this at 2am and scrolling through absolute sex dolls because your brain won’t shut off.

Anyway, here’s the thing: Stacy is ready to ship. No “estimated production time,” no “we’ll let you know when she’s molded.” Just… boxed up, stored somewhere among forklifts and probably a lot of packing tape. If you order her now? She’ll show up in 3-7 business days. That’s faster than half the stuff I buy on Amazon.

Details I Didn’t Expect to Memorize

She comes as pictured—built-in vagina (not removable), gel breasts (soft but not too much bounce), standing feet (which sounds weird until you realize how annoying non-standing ones are). No customizations; take her or leave her. If you want tweaks—different hair, eyes, whatever—you have to wait and click some other link.

I remember thinking: “Who orders a doll without customizing?” Then again…I’ve ordered pizza with just cheese out of pure laziness before.

Specs Are Weirdly Specific

Let me rattle these off because my brain won’t let go of them:

• Height: 5’5” (166 cm)
• Weight: 73 lbs (33 kg) — heavier than expected
• Bust: 32 in
• Waist: 20 in
• Hips: 33 in

And then there’s the “hole depth” thing which feels clinical but also kind of necessary? Vagina and anus both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is shorter at 5.1 inches. It’s one of those details that makes sense once you see it written down but feels awkward to say out loud.

Why Fast Shipping Actually Matters Sometimes

Here’s an odd truth—I used to think nobody would care about fast shipping for something like this. But after talking with a few friends who collect dolls (yes, really), sometimes the urge just hits hard and waiting weeks is torture.

If you like her athletic build, blonde hair, C-cup vibe—Stacy arrives exactly as shown. There’s something comforting about knowing what will show up at your door isn’t going to look wildly different from the photos online.

A Tangent About Standing Feet

Standing feet deserve their own paragraph because they’re underrated. Non-standing dolls flop over like tired cats when you try to pose them anywhere except soft surfaces—which gets old fast if all you want is a quick photo or…well…something else.

After trying both types (don’t ask), standing feet are worth it even if they look odd up close with those little bolts at the bottom.

The Customization Rabbit Hole

I almost went down the customization path once—different wig colors, eye shapes, skin tones—and ended up paralyzed by choice fatigue. There are too many options out there with absolute sex dolls brands now; sometimes default is just easier on a tired mind.

But sure—if waiting doesn’t bother you and personalization matters more than instant gratification? Click away from Stacy-as-she-is and start tweaking everything under the sun.

Last Thought Before My Brain Shuts Down

You know what sticks with me? How oddly transactional it all feels until that box shows up on your porch—and suddenly it gets real fast.

Not sure why I’m still writing this instead of sleeping…but if someone needs a doll shipped now instead of next month? Stacy's probably your best bet sitting quietly in some California warehouse right now—waiting for whoever finally hits "order."