Stormy: Supernatural Powers Sex Doll — A Real User’s Ramble

Trying to Make Sense of “Supernatural Powers”

Stormy. The name alone made me pause, maybe laugh, when I first stumbled across her listing on one of those absolute sex dolls websites. “Supernatural powers?” Sure, why not. Everything’s got a gimmick these days, right? You see enough marketing buzzwords and you start to tune them out—especially after midnight, when you’re half-awake and scrolling through silicone doll specs instead of sleeping like a normal person.

Anyway, the whole “supernatural” thing is just branding—don’t expect her to levitate or predict lottery numbers. But it did get my attention long enough to actually read the details (which is more than I can say for most).

Specs that Actually Matter… Or Maybe Don’t

Stormy clocks in at 5 feet 3 inches (159 cm), which feels oddly specific but also kind of perfect if you want something that doesn’t look cartoonish or totally unrealistic. She’s an A-cup—so yeah, smaller up top. Not everyone wants the over-the-top proportions some other dolls have; sometimes less really is more. Her measurements are all listed out: bust 28.3", underbust 23.6", waist 21.2", hips 36.2". If you care about numbers—I guess they matter for storage space too? She weighs about 66 lbs (30 kg). Heavy enough to feel real, light enough that moving her around isn’t a total backbreaker.

I remember thinking: why do I know more about this doll’s measurements than my own? Weirdly enough, it made me laugh.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton (The Good Kind)

You hear “steel skeleton” and maybe picture some Terminator stuff—but it just means she bends where you want her to bend. Arms move, legs move, joints hold their pose pretty well without feeling stiff as concrete or floppy as old laundry. Silicone skin helps with that illusion-of-life thing… sort of uncanny at first glance but honestly better than the TPE ones I’ve seen before.

Oh—and both vaginal and anal entries are possible (with oral as an upgrade). Vagina depth is listed at 7.1 inches; anus at 6.3 inches—which felt like odd trivia until I realized people must ask about this constantly.

Three Weeks Feels Like Forever

Here’s where my patience ran thin: processing time plus shipping equals three weeks total from order to doorstep (give or take). Not exactly Amazon Prime speed here—two weeks for making her and another week floating somewhere between customs offices and your front porch.

But discreet packaging is nice—the box was plain as could be; no awkward conversations with neighbors or delivery guys who give you That Look.

Outfit Not Included (Yeah…)

Quick note: whatever Stormy wears in those promo photos? Don’t expect it in your box unless you order extra stuff separately—which was mildly annoying because the outfit looked good on her in all the pictures online.

The Whole “Teen” Thing

This part gets weird fast—she’s labeled as a teen-style doll due to proportions but obviously she isn’t real and there’s nothing illegal going on here; still, it gave me pause before clicking buy now. Some people will find that off-putting—I get it—but others are looking for smaller frames rather than exaggerated curves.

What Surprised Me Most

Honestly? It wasn’t how realistic she looked standing against my wall late at night—or how much time I spent fussing with wigs and outfits trying to make everything look less… plastic-y? It was how quickly she became just another thing in my apartment—a presence rather than a novelty after a while.

Hmm, maybe not exactly what I expected when searching for absolute sex dolls online late one Tuesday night.

Tangent About Storage Space

Oh—random thought: storing Stormy takes up way more room than you’d guess from the product shots online. You need legit closet space or somewhere private unless you want visitors asking awkward questions (“is that a mannequin?”). Just trust me on this one.

Would I Do It Again?

Some days yes; other days it feels like overkill—a bit much for what boils down to very elaborate adult entertainment gear wrapped up in supernatural branding fluff.

Still haven’t figured out what makes her powers so special beyond being able to bend into odd poses without complaint… but hey—not every purchase has to make sense by morning light