Susan: Cute Shy Sex Doll — A Weirdly Honest Walkthrough

The Box (Or: “Is This Thing Actually Discreet?”)

I still remember the day the box showed up. You know, you read about “discreet packaging” and then you half-expect some sort of weird logo or at least a hint on the tape. But no—this thing was plain as oatmeal. Not even a barcode screaming “absolute sex dolls inside!” Which is… well, kind of impressive? Or maybe just oddly corporate. I guess if you’re ordering something like Susan—the Cute Shy Sex Doll, 4 feet 11 inches tall and not exactly subtle in her design—you want that level of boring cardboard.

Anyway, it sat in my hallway for a few hours because honestly, who has the energy to unbox a 57 lb (26 kg) platinum silicone sex doll after work? Not me. Eventually curiosity wins.

Details That Feel Stranger Than They Sound

Here’s where things get real quick: Susan is small. Like, really small. 150 cm—barely taller than my kitchen counter. Flat chest (cup-size AA), hips at 31 inches, and—hmm—waist at just over 22 inches. She’s got this whole young, shy vibe going on that’s… well… let’s just say it’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea.

But there’s craftsmanship here too—a full steel skeleton with joints that move almost too naturally when you’re positioning her (which is weirder to write than to do). Platinum silicone skin feels cold out of the box but warms up fast enough once she’s out in your room for a bit.

Movable Joints & The Oddity Of Realism

The first time I bent her arm I flinched. It clicked—not loudly but enough to remind me there are actual mechanics inside this thing. Absolute sex dolls always brag about their steel skeletons and movable joints but nobody tells you how uncanny it feels until you actually twist an elbow or try to pose her sitting cross-legged on your bed.

And yes, both vaginal and anal sex are possible—vagina depth clocks in at 6.3 inches; anus at 5.1 inches if you’re curious about numbers (someone always is). Measurements feel clinical when written down but somehow less so when you’re actually moving her around.

Processing Time — Or Why Waiting Feels Longer Than It Should

Shipping takes forever—or maybe it just felt that way because every day I’d check tracking updates like some sort of secret agent waiting for classified materials instead of a cute shy silicone companion from across the globe.

Processing time runs two or three weeks plus another week for shipping itself; they say three-to-four total but mine arrived closer to four-and-a-half (not complaining—just saying). Free international shipping helps soften the wait, though by week three I was convinced customs had adopted Susan as their own mascot.

An Unexpected Thought About Proportions

Odd realization: carrying Susan around feels less like lugging dead weight and more like awkwardly helping someone who can’t walk yet refuses to go limp either. At just under five feet tall and weighing in at 57 lbs she’s heavy—but not impossible—and somehow easier than wrestling with those old beanbag chairs from college dorm days.

Her proportions are what they are: flat-chested, slim-hipped, very much on the petite side—which might be exactly what some folks want from their absolute sex dolls experience; others will probably wish for something different entirely.

That Slightly Off-Topic Moment With Friends

Weirdly enough—I mentioned owning a platinum silicone sex doll during drinks with friends once (don’t ask why), expecting jokes or raised eyebrows but instead got questions about cleaning routines and joint durability. People surprise you sometimes; turns out curiosity beats embarrassment nine times out of ten.

One friend even asked about hole depths (“Vaginal or anal?” he said without blinking)—and suddenly everyone was googling stats like they were prepping for trivia night instead of talking about Susan specifically.

One Last Thing That Stuck With Me

There isn’t really a neat way to wrap all this up except maybe this: buying Susan—the cute shy sex doll modelled after an 18+ year-old Asian woman with small breasts—isn’t quite what I expected before unboxing day happened…but also not totally unlike what those absolute sex dolls sites promise either.

Sometimes these things end up feeling more normal than anyone admits online—or maybe less normal depending on your mood that day—but hey…that’s life with platinum silicone companions now apparently?

I suppose there are worse surprises out there.