Vickie: Dance Team Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Cautiously Optimistic Dive

First, a Confession About Curiosity

There’s something awkward about writing this. Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve spent more hours than I’d ever admit researching sex dolls—specifically, the ones like Vickie from Absolute Sex Dolls. She’s marketed as a “Dance Team” doll (which… okay, sure) and stands at 5 feet 8 inches tall. That’s taller than my last roommate, actually. Anyway, the curiosity got me in the end.

The Details You Can’t Unsee

Let me just get this out: Vickie isn’t some dainty little thing you tuck away under your bed. At 173 cm (that’s metric for “pretty tall”), she takes up space. Her weight? 79 lbs—enough to make moving her around slightly less fun after a long day, but not impossible if you’re reasonably fit or motivated by other interests.

I kept circling back to those measurements: bust at 30.3 inches, waist at 20.5, hips at 35.4. Big boobs (C-cup), long legs—the whole athletic brunette fantasy is here if that’s your jam. And yes, all three main options are available—vaginal (7.1 inches deep), anal (6.7), and oral (just over five). It almost reads like an appliance manual except… well.

Steel Skeletons & Strange Realism

There was one afternoon where I found myself bending Vickie’s legs just to see how far they’d go—not for any weird reason; I just wanted to test the steel skeleton with movable joints everyone keeps talking about in reviews of WM Dolls and similar TPE love dolls.

The movement is oddly lifelike but also a little uncanny valley-ish? Like you know it’s not real but your brain does a double-take anyway when you see her posed on the couch with those big breasts and that dancer posture.

Unpacking Awkwardness (Literally)

Shipping was free—and international—which felt like some sort of secret club perk until the waiting started driving me nuts. Processing took two weeks; shipping another week after that; three weeks total before she arrived in my living room disguised as an unremarkable brown box.

Discreet packaging works exactly as promised by Absolute Sex Dolls: no labels or embarrassing branding anywhere on the box. For anyone who cares about privacy—or lives with nosy neighbors—it matters more than you think.

The Oddly Human Moments

Here’s where things get weirder: sometimes I’d walk past her in low light and forget for half a second she wasn’t a real person sprawled out watching TV with me after midnight snacks—a tired blogger hallucination maybe? There were nights when having her there felt less lonely somehow, even if it sounds odd typed out loud.

She doesn’t judge bad dance moves or messy apartments either—a small plus in this strange hobbyist world.

Not Everything Is Perfect

If I’m honest (and why not?), cleaning is tedious work nobody really talks about enough online—especially with dolls this size and detail-heavy design like Vickie’s athletic build and intricate joints. You start off excited then realize maintenance is part of the deal too.

And sometimes there are moments where you wonder what led you here—to owning a young-looking sex doll with long legs and realistic skin made of TPE material—but then again… life gets weird sometimes.

Three Weeks Later — Still Unsure?

I keep thinking back to when she first arrived versus now; my feelings haven’t settled into anything simple yet. There are days it feels hopeful—like maybe there’s comfort in these modern creations—and others where it feels slightly absurd stacking groceries next to an artificial dance team member with absolute symmetry and zero judgmental glances.

But then again—I suppose most new things feel strange at first until they don’t anymore.

Maybe next time I’ll write about something more ordinary... or maybe not.