Wanyi: Pool Date Sex Doll — A Messy, Real Look

That Time I Actually Ordered a Sex Doll (Yeah, I Did)

I don’t know what kind of person just wakes up one day and thinks, today’s the day I buy a sex doll. Maybe it’s boredom. Maybe it’s curiosity. Or maybe you just keep seeing ads for “absolute sex dolls” until your brain gives in. Anyway, that was me. Not proud or ashamed—just...tired and weirdly open-minded at 2am.

Wanyi caught my eye because she looked different from the usual uncanny valley suspects. Something about her tan skin and long legs (yeah, she’s 4 feet 11 inches but somehow her proportions make her look taller?)—it pulled me in. The idea of a pool date with a realistic silicone sex doll seemed absurd enough to be worth trying once.

Unboxing: Not as Awkward as You’d Think

Here’s something they never tell you: waiting three weeks for a box you hope your neighbors won’t notice is its own special brand of anxiety. Free international shipping sounds great until you’re tracking every movement like some kind of secret agent.

When the box finally arrived—completely plain, no labels—I actually laughed out loud at how anti-climactic it felt. No one would guess there was a 60-pound silicone woman inside (she weighs exactly 60.7 lbs, which is lighter than expected but still not nothing). Lifting her out wasn’t easy but also not impossible—I’ve carried heavier groceries.

Details That Stick With You

There are numbers all over the listing—bust size this, hip circumference that—but none of them really prepare you for how real things feel when you’re face-to-face with Wanyi. Her skin has this soft give to it; not quite human but close enough that your brain does a double-take.

Her breasts are big without being cartoonish—29 inches around—and her hips have this curve that honestly looks better in person than any photo online. The steel skeleton makes posing possible (and slightly creepy if you think too hard about it), so yeah, movable joints everywhere.

The “hole depth” specs made me laugh more than anything else—vagina is supposed to be 6.7 inches deep, anus 6.6 inches, mouth 5-ish? Who measures these things? But then again… someone has to care or they wouldn’t list it.

Using Her Feels Oddly Normal (Sort Of)

This part gets awkward fast if you overthink it—which I did at first—but after awhile the novelty wears off and it becomes almost routine? Vaginal, anal and oral options are all there; everything cleans up easier than I guessed (though cleaning isn’t exactly fun).

She holds positions pretty well thanks to those steel joints; nothing feels flimsy or cheap even though she’s on the lighter side for dolls this height category (again: 150 cm). And yes—the tan color looks good by daylight or lamplight both.

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking during clean-up one night how much less judgmental Wanyi seemed compared to actual people after an awkward hookup gone wrong.

Shipping & Waiting Is Its Own Kind of Foreplay

Three to four weeks is standard for these absolute sex dolls apparently—it takes time for them to process and ship internationally with zero identifying marks on the packaging. It’s discreet but also… endless waiting if patience isn’t your strong suit.

By week two I started regretting my decision just out of impatience alone—but then when she showed up? All that faded into “oh right… now what?”

One Strange Moment By The Pool

There was this afternoon where curiosity got the better of me and I actually set Wanyi up by my apartment pool—not in the water obviously because silicone maintenance is its own beast—but just next to a chair like we were sunbathing together.

It was ridiculous and oddly comforting at once; nobody noticed except maybe one neighbor who squinted suspiciously before retreating indoors again. For some reason that moment stuck—a fake date under real sun with nobody judging except maybe myself.

Random Downsides Nobody Mentions

She fits women’s shoe size six-ish which means shopping for cute shoes becomes another hobby (or headache) depending on mood. Also: storing her somewhere inconspicuous isn’t as easy as hiding away socks or whatever—you need space unless closet Tetris is your thing now.

And sometimes late at night when everything goes quiet, having a lifelike figure sitting across from you can be unsettling in ways hard to explain unless you've lived through it yourself.

Would I Recommend?

I don’t know if “recommend” is even the right word here—it depends on what you want out of life or loneliness or whatever drives someone toward realistic silicone sex dolls in general. If curiosity outweighs hesitation? Wanyi delivers most things promised: realism, flexibility, privacy thanks to discreet packaging—even free shipping if that's your dealbreaker point.

But also… be ready for moments that feel both hilarious and strangely honest all at once—a pool date nobody else understands except maybe other tired bloggers who've been down this rabbit hole before.

Well—that's probably enough oversharing for tonight anyway