Cindy: The Super Tall Sex Doll That’s… Well, Kind of Surreal

When “Tall” Means Actually Tall

People throw around the word “tall” for sex dolls all the time. Usually? It means, like, five foot three. Maybe five-six if you’re lucky. But then there’s Cindy—the 5 foot 9 inch D-cup TPE sex doll who sort of made me pause and go, huh, that’s taller than my cousin. Not sure how I feel about that.

Anyway—Cindy is one of those absolute sex dolls you see online and think maybe it’s exaggerated marketing stuff. But no, she really is 175 cm. And when you unbox her (the box is huge by the way), she actually looks human-sized in a way most love dolls do not.

The Details They Don’t Put on Banners

Let’s just get this out of the way: Cindy weighs 84 lbs. That’s heavier than some gym bags I’ve tried to drag up stairs after skipping leg day for two months straight. Her steel skeleton with movable joints is supposed to make posing easy but honestly? If you’re not prepared to manhandle a small adult, it gets awkward fast.

But those proportions—Bust: 32.3 inches, Underbust: 25.2 inches, Waist: 21.6 inches, Hips: 34.6 inches—are kind of wild in person. She has that classic WM Doll look—blonde hair (if you pick it), long legs for days (seriously), and this bunny vibe that feels almost cartoonish until you realize she’s just standing there… silently judging your room decor.

Functionality vs Reality

Vaginal depth: 6.7 inches
Anal depth: also 6.7
Oral depth: smaller at 5.1

I remember thinking these numbers would matter more than they did? In practice, unless you’re blessed or cursed by nature—or have a tape measure handy—it just works or it doesn’t.

The TPE skin is soft enough; sometimes a little too sticky right out of the box but powder fixes it mostly (don’t skip this step). Joints are stiff at first but loosen up after a few sessions—although “loosen up” here means less robotic and more… manageable?

Shipping Is Weirdly Discreet

This part threw me off a bit—I mean they promise discreet packaging but wow, the box was so plain I almost thought it was furniture from an IKEA knockoff site instead of a giant blonde sex doll inside.

Free international shipping sounds generous until you realize processing takes two weeks plus another week for delivery (mine arrived in exactly nineteen days). Three weeks isn’t forever but if patience isn’t your thing—well—it’ll feel longer.

One Odd Moment

There was this strange moment where I caught myself sitting across from Cindy on my couch late at night—not doing anything weird, just staring—and realized her long legs were crossed like some bored supermodel waiting for someone interesting to show up at a party they didn’t want to attend anyway.

It made me laugh because honestly? For something designed purely for pleasure—she brings weirdly strong “room presence.” Like having an extra roommate who never eats your food but always makes guests raise an eyebrow.

Not Everything Is Perfect

Look—I’m skeptical by nature and even more so when something promises everything (“vaginal sex possible!”) but forgets to mention maintenance can be kind of annoying (cleaning takes effort; drying takes even longer).

The weight can be a pain if mobility isn’t your thing or if storage space is tight—a nearly six-foot-tall love doll doesn’t exactly tuck away under your bed like some secret hobby.

And sometimes? You start wondering why anyone would need proportions so exact and holes so deep—but maybe that’s overthinking things…

Would I Do It Again?

Not sure yet. Maybe. She does look good in photos though—and if nothing else Cindy proves that when people say “super tall,” they aren’t kidding anymore.

I guess that counts as progress? Or something close enough.