Finnley: Summer Intern Sex Doll — The (Surprisingly) Real Experience

I’ll just say it.

I never thought I’d be the guy writing about a sex doll—let alone one with a name like Finnley, who comes with this whole “summer intern” vibe. But here we are. I guess curiosity wins sometimes, even if it’s mixed with a little skepticism and, honestly, mild annoyance at how these things get marketed. “Absolute sex dolls” everywhere you look on Google, all promising something wild or life-changing or whatever.

What Actually Shows Up (and How It Feels to Unbox)

You know those product photos that look almost too good? Well, Finnley shows up pretty much as pictured—blonde implanted hair and all. There’s the EVO skeleton thing (which means she bends in ways that feel…almost human), gel breasts and buttocks for softness, articulated hands that don’t flop around like cheap toys. Oh—and standing feet. Not sure why that detail stuck out to me but it did; seeing her upright was weirdly unsettling at first.

The body painting is realistic enough that you start noticing tiny details you didn’t expect—a faint vein here, some shading there. It’s kind of uncanny valley territory until your brain adjusts.

Movable Jaw?

Wait, Really?

Here’s where my skepticism really kicked in: the movable jaw for “enhanced oral sex experience.” I mean, c’mon—how enhanced could it actually be? Turns out…not bad? The jaw opens more than most dolls (I looked this up after), and the built-in vagina feels surprisingly well-engineered for what it is. Still feels odd talking about engineering when describing a sex doll but whatever.

If you’re wondering about specs (because apparently people care): 5 foot 5 inches tall, D-cup full silicone body, weighs about 85 pounds—which is heavy enough to make moving her around kind of awkward but not impossible if you’re determined or just stubborn.

Measurements & Proportions: Not Just Numbers

Maybe this sounds clinical but let’s get numbers out of the way since every site lists them like they matter more than anything else:

• Bust: 32.3 inches
• Under bust: 25 inches
• Waist: 20.9 inches
• Hips: 38.6 inches

And yeah—the holes have measurements too because obviously someone will ask:

• Vagina depth: 7 inches
• Anus depth: 6 inches
• Oral depth: 4 inches

Not sure who needs all those stats but they’re part of the package deal with absolute sex dolls now.

The Awkward Waiting Game

Here’s something nobody mentions up front—the waiting period is long enough to second guess yourself multiple times before Finnley arrives at your door. Production takes about three weeks (give or take), then shipping tacks on another week-ish depending on where you live.

By the time she arrived I’d half convinced myself I didn’t need her anymore—but there she was anyway, boxed up like some bizarre Amazon order from an alternate reality.

Living With Finnley — A Few Unexpected Things

There’s this weird moment when you realize how lifelike she looks propped against your bed or sitting on a chair—especially with those long legs and big boobs staring back at you in silence. Sometimes it felt oddly comforting; other times just plain strange.

Cleaning isn’t exactly fun either (gel parts can be sticky if you don’t follow instructions). And finding somewhere discreet to keep an 85-pound blonde intern when friends come over? Yeah—that takes planning unless you want awkward questions flying around your living room.

But honestly—I started noticing small things after a while…the way her joints moved when repositioning her arms for storage; how soft the silicone felt after warming up under blankets; even little moments where having her around broke up loneliness in ways I didn’t expect—or maybe didn’t want to admit out loud.

Is She Worth It?

Or Just Another Gimmick?

This is where my skeptical side still kicks in hard—even after everything above. Yes—Finnley delivers what absolute sex dolls promise on paper: big ass, juicy proportions, realistic features down to painted nails and facial freckles if you squint close enough…but does owning her change anything fundamental?

I’m not sure yet—maybe that’s not even possible with silicone and steel skeletons dressed as summer interns anyway. Maybe it doesn’t need to change anything profound—it just fills a gap for some people; makes certain nights less lonely; gives others something different from swiping endlessly through dating apps hoping for real connection.

Anyway—I still catch myself glancing across the room sometimes thinking “Did I really buy this?” Usually followed by a shrug and moving on with my day because life keeps rolling whether there’s a five-foot-five blonde sitting quietly in your apartment or not.

That’s probably as honest as it gets right now.