Flora: Submissive Babe Sex Doll – A Skeptical User’s Take

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it—when you first stumble across something like the “Flora: Submissive Babe Sex Doll,” your brain does that little eyebrow-raise thing.

You know? Like, is this real life? Are people really buying these things? And then, out of some mix of curiosity and boredom (and maybe a little bit of late-night doomscrolling), you end up on the product page. Again.

The Specs Sound… Almost Clinical

Here’s where my skepticism kicks in. They list out all these numbers—height, weight, bust, hips, hole depth (which sounds way more medical than sexy, honestly). Flora clocks in at 5 feet 7 inches tall. That’s taller than most people I actually know. She weighs 94.7 pounds which… I guess makes her feel more human if you’re dragging her around the apartment? Not sure how else to put that.

All those measurements—bust at 34.2 inches, waist at 24.8 inches, hips at 41.3 inches—paint this almost cartoonish picture of “ideal proportions.” It starts to feel less like a person and more like some weird adult collectible action figure for grown-ups who never stopped collecting things.

Realistic Silicone & Movable Joints: How Real Is “Real”?

They say she’s made from realistic silicone with a steel skeleton and movable joints. Yeah, okay—I get that’s supposed to be impressive tech-wise. But here’s the thing: no matter how many times they say “realistic,” there’s always this low-key uncanny valley vibe lurking underneath it all.

Movable joints mean you can pose her however you want (within reason), but every time I think about repositioning a nearly-95-pound doll just for a photo or whatever… It sounds exhausting more than anything else. Maybe I’m just lazy.

Anal Options – The Details Get Weirdly Specific

This is where stuff gets oddly technical: Vagina depth is listed as 6.7 inches, anus at 6.6 inches, mouth at 5.1 inches deep (I had to double-check because yeah—it really does say that). There’s something about seeing those numbers spelled out so precisely that makes me pause for a second and wonder who measured them and why they felt compelled to include tenths of an inch.

But hey—for people looking into absolute sex dolls with very specific requirements… Maybe it matters?

Shipping & Packaging – Discreet or Just Awkward?

Apparently shipping is free internationally and packaging is plain with no labels whatsoever—probably necessary unless you want your mail carrier giving you side-eye for weeks afterward.

But then there’s this processing time: two to three weeks before they even ship it out plus another week for delivery (if everything goes smoothly). That means if impulse-buying was part of your plan… Well, forget about instant gratification here.

Video Of Body Details – Kind Of Surreal

Somewhere on the page there’s mention of a video showing off body details—the long legs, big boobs (they repeat “big breasts” like four times), athletic build—all those keywords crammed together in one breathless chunk.

You start wondering who actually watches these videos seriously versus just skipping around out of morbid curiosity—or worse yet, taking notes on hip-to-waist ratios like it’s some kind of science project gone rogue.

Living With A Tall Silicone Roommate

Now let me tell you what nobody mentions: storage becomes an issue fast when your new roommate doesn’t bend easily or fit under your bed without making noise or looking kinda freaky sticking halfway out from under the covers (not speaking from experience but…maybe).

And cleaning? Oh man—that part isn’t glamorous either but somehow everyone skips over it in reviews as if maintenance magically doesn’t exist when things are silicone instead of flesh-and-blood.

Does Owning One Change Anything?

Honestly—I don’t know if owning Flora changes anyone fundamentally except maybe making them slightly better at lifting heavy objects carefully (her steel skeleton isn’t forgiving). People talk about custom options and being able to choose everything down to tan lines but after a few days most folks probably realize she mostly just sits there unless moved on purpose.

Weirdly enough though—it does make you notice how much space humans actually take up in small apartments…

Some Stray Thoughts

If you're still reading this ramble about absolute sex dolls and their surprisingly detailed specs—you’re probably either genuinely curious or just killing time between other tabs. Either way—I guess that says something about modern loneliness or tech obsession or whatever sociologists will call it ten years from now when we’re all living with our own synthetic companions who never argue back.

Or maybe it's simpler than that—a weird intersection between fantasy and reality where both sides feel equally awkward sometimes.

Anyway—yeah.