Frida: Ready To Ship—A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

The Reality of “Ready to Ship” (And Why I Even Care)

There’s this thing that happens when you start looking for absolute sex dolls online and, uh, you’re already tired before you even click through the options. You just want something simple. Fast. Not another endless menu of customizations that’ll delay delivery until you forget why you wanted a doll in the first place. That’s where Frida: Ready To Ship kind of caught my eye—mostly because she’s actually sitting in a California warehouse and not floating somewhere in production limbo.

She comes exactly as shown. No surprises, no “wait another month for blue eyes or whatever.” There’s a weird comfort in knowing what you see is what arrives at your door, and, yeah, it hits differently when you’re running low on patience.

Details That Actually Matter (To Me Anyway)

Frida isn’t tiny. She stands at 5 feet 7 inches (172 cm), which is...well, taller than most people expect from these things. I’ve had friends ask me if all love dolls are short—nope, not this one. The proportions are very much on the busty side: D-cup breasts (gel-filled, so they feel more real), long legs, skinny waist—the whole “big boobs ass legs” package that gets thrown around in keywords but here it actually means something physical.

87 lbs sounds manageable until you try to move her up stairs alone after work. Just saying.

The built-in vagina option is standard on this ready-to-ship model—which matters if you don’t want to deal with removable parts or extra maintenance steps. Vaginal depth? 7.1 inches. Anus? 6.7 inches deep. Mouth? 5.9 inches—not sure who measures these things but apparently people care enough to list them out every time.

Shipping: Is It Really Fast?

I was skeptical about the whole “she will arrive in 3-7 business days after your order is placed” claim because honestly—that never happens with anything else I buy online (looking at you, lost Amazon packages). But since Frida is stored right there in California and doesn’t need any custom tweaks or paint jobs, they actually mean it.

Discreet packaging too—no giant logos screaming “sex doll inside!” which…yeah…matters way more than anyone likes to admit.

If speed isn’t your thing and customizing everything down to eyelash color feels important—well—you can always wait three weeks for those made-to-order models instead (“pleaseclick here” as they say). Personally? I’m done waiting.

What Surprised Me After Delivery

The steel skeleton with movable joints makes posing possible—but also slightly awkward if you’re expecting natural movement right away. There’s a learning curve; her limbs aren’t floppy like some cheap love doll knockoffs but they don’t bend quite like human joints either…something about resistance that takes getting used to.

Honestly? The gel breasts were weirder than expected—in a good way though—they’re soft but not squishy-squishy like balloons (if that makes sense). They hold their shape better than foam ones I’ve seen before.

I remember thinking she’d look almost too perfect out of the box but there are little details: subtle shading on elbows, realistic skin texture from S-TPE material…not bad for something labeled as “stock.”

A Quick Tangent On Storage And Weight

Nobody ever talks about where these tall dolls go when company comes over—or maybe they do and I just missed those forums entirely—but storage is an issue if your place isn’t huge. At nearly 90 pounds and almost six feet tall with long brunette hair, hiding Frida takes actual planning unless your closet could double as Narnia.

That said—I guess having her ready-to-ship means less time worrying about neighbors seeing multiple deliveries or big boxes hanging around outside your door marked with suspicious codes.

Not Quite What I Expected (But Close Enough)

This ready-to-ship option skips all the personalization stuff—and honestly that's fine by me now—but it does mean you're getting her exactly as pictured: white skin tone, young face style, standing feet included (which helps for photos or storage upright).

If you're looking for absolute sex dolls that don't require endless decisions—or just want something fast without fussing over every single detail—Frida's probably going to scratch that itch better than you'd think at first glance.

Weirdly enough…I thought I'd regret skipping customization but there's relief in having one less decision dragging out my week.

Anyway—I still haven’t figured out how best to store her shoes yet…but maybe that's tomorrow's problem.