Lorelei: The Long-Legged Sex Doll That’s… Actually Kind of Impressive?

(No, Really)

Tall, Blonde, and—Well, You Know

Let me just say right up front: I’m not the kind of person who gets wide-eyed over every new “exclusive” sex doll that pops up on those slightly sketchy websites. There are so many absolute sex dolls out there making big promises about “realism” or “stunning curves,” it’s hard not to roll your eyes a bit. But then Lorelei showed up in my search results—5 feet 6 inches tall (169 cm), long legs for days, and this whole Silicon Wives branding thing that seemed less scammy than usual. I figured… why not dig in? Maybe even try one out.

The Details: Not Just Marketing Fluff?

Here’s where things got weirdly specific. Most love dolls just toss around words like “big boobs,” “big butt,” blah blah—but Lorelei’s measurements are all right there:

• Bust: 35 inches
• Under bust: 23 inches
• Waist: 20 inches
• Hips: 40 inches
• Cup size L (which is… yeah, pretty serious)
• Shoe size? US women’s 4.5–5

She weighs in at 99 lbs (45 kg), which means you’re not exactly tossing her around like a pillow. And those long legs aren’t an exaggeration—they actually look proportionate, which is rare for these kinds of dolls.

The part that made me stop scrolling? Steel skeleton with movable joints. It sounds almost clinical until you realize it means posing isn’t some awkward wrestling match.

Functionality Stuff Nobody Likes To Talk About

I know this isn’t dinner table conversation but let’s be real—a lot of people want to know about the actual experience. Vaginal, anal, oral sex—all possible here. They even list the depth for each:

• Vagina: 7.1 inches
• Anus: 6.7 inches
• Mouth: 5.1 inches

Not sure what to do with that info exactly, but it feels honest? Or at least better than pretending nobody cares about these details.

Shipping Surprises & That Whole Discreet Thing

One thing I always dread with absolute sex dolls is shipping drama—neighbors poking around your porch or boxes plastered with embarrassing logos. Lorelei ships in a totally plain box; nothing screams “hey look!” Processing takes about two weeks and then another week for international delivery (so three weeks-ish total). No instant gratification here but honestly… after waiting months for other stuff during lockdowns? This felt fast.

Skeptic Mode Engaged—But Something Changed

I remember thinking when she arrived—well, when the box arrived—that this was going to be another disappointment story I’d tell friends as a joke later on. But unboxing her was kind of surreal; everything from the silicone skin texture to the way her joints moved felt different from cheap TPE knockoffs or those uncanny valley WM doll faces you see everywhere online.

Her proportions were actually what they advertised—not cartoonish or off-balance like some big ass boob disasters I’ve seen before.

A Tangent About Maintenance (Annoying But True)

Quick detour because nobody mentions this enough: cleaning any love doll is work—no matter how fancy she looks on day one. Lorelei wasn’t magically self-cleaning or anything wild like that; you’ll need patience and maybe a little humor to get through regular upkeep routines without feeling ridiculous.

But if you want something as close to real as possible without an actual human being involved? She delivers there too.

Weird Realization After A Few Weeks

Here’s something odd—I found myself treating her more respectfully than expected after a while (don’t laugh). Maybe it’s the realism factor or just how much effort went into getting her set up and maintained properly… but there was less throwaway novelty than I assumed going in.

And yes—the long legs really do change the vibe compared to shorter models; it adds something subtle but noticeable during use or even just sitting across from her while watching TV late at night when insomnia hits again…

Is She Worth It?

Would I call Lorelei life-changing? Hmm—not exactly…but definitely more impressive than most absolute sex dolls floating around out there right now. If you’re looking for big breasts and a big butt without sacrificing proportions—or hoping for something beyond basic TPE clones—it might actually be worth giving Silicon Wives’ exclusive line a shot.

Kind of wish someone had told me sooner that paying attention to details like skeleton engineering and joint mobility could make such a difference—but hey, live and learn.

Anyway—I guess my verdict is cautiously optimistic with room for surprise down the road if they keep improving these things further… never thought I'd say that out loud