Luella: Country Girl Sex Doll — Unexpected Impressions from a Skeptical User

The Day the Box Arrived (And No, It Wasn’t Obvious)

I’ll admit it. When you hear “country girl sex doll” and then see all those stats—H-cup, 5 feet 3 inches tall, thick thighs, big breasts, etc.—it’s hard not to roll your eyes just a bit. Marketing hype is everywhere. But curiosity gets weirdly loud when you’re alone at 2am reading about absolute sex dolls and their so-called “key features.” I ordered Luella on a whim, expecting… honestly? To be disappointed.

The box came after what felt like forever (three weeks is long when you’re waiting for something this offbeat). Discreet packaging—yeah, that part was true. Plain brown box. Not even heavy enough to tip anyone off unless they tried lifting it. Which they didn’t.

She’s Heavy—But Not That Heavy

Here’s something nobody really talks about: these dolls are heavy. Like, almost awkwardly so if you don’t know what to expect. Luella clocks in at just under 95 pounds (43 kg), but with the weight reduction option she drops down to around 76 pounds (34.4 kg). Still not light as a feather or anything—but manageable if you plan ahead.

I remember thinking I’d need help getting her out of the box but… nope, managed solo with some grunting and one minor bump into my coffee table (she survived; the table got a dent).

The Details Are…Strangely Realistic

This is where skepticism started cracking a little. The silicone feels surprisingly close to real skin—not perfect, but not plasticky either—and there’s actual heft in her hips and thighs that doesn’t feel hollow or cheap.

Her measurements are no joke: bust at nearly 38 inches, hips over 42 inches—she’s got curves everywhere marketing promised and then some. H-cup boobs are kind of wild in person; I mean, who actually sees that outside of certain corners of the internet? And yet here they were.

The face isn’t cartoonish either—Luella has this subtle brunette country-girl vibe going on that somehow avoids looking uncanny valley-ish. Maybe it’s the tan skin tone or just the way her hair falls over her shoulder joints.

Mobility & Joints: More Flexible Than Expected

Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds clinical until you actually start moving her around. She bends at almost every major joint; arms up or down, knees bent or straightened out—it works better than I thought possible for something that isn’t alive.

There are limits though—you can’t twist things too far without feeling resistance (which is probably good). Posing her for storage is easier than posing for photos because gravity does its thing with all that weight concentrated in specific areas (hips especially).

All Those “Features”—Do They Matter?

Vaginal depth: 6.7 inches
Anal depth: 6.6 inches
Oral depth: just over five inches

If you’re reading this far you probably care about those numbers more than I did initially—I was mostly curious about overall experience rather than specifics—but now I get why people ask about them online.

Yes, everything works as advertised; yes there’s enough room for most people; yes cleanup takes effort but isn’t impossible if you follow instructions and use common sense products designed for silicone dolls.

Weirdly enough… there was something quietly impressive about how much thought went into making sure everything lines up anatomically—not perfect but closer than expected from an industry full of wild claims.

The Waiting Game Is Real

Three-to-four weeks delivery time felt endless at first glance but honestly? After unboxing and seeing how carefully packed she was—not even a scratch on any surface—I get why it takes time to process these orders from absolute sex dolls suppliers overseas.

There’s also peace of mind knowing nothing on the outside gave away what was inside during shipping—a detail that mattered more once reality set in post-purchase (“what if my neighbor saw?”).

Small Surprises & Odd Contradictions

One thing caught me off guard—the legs are long enough to make Luella look taller than she actually is when sitting upright on my couch (159 cm isn’t short by any means). Also noticed how quickly dust clings to silicone skin; cleaning wipes became an unexpected necessity pretty quickly.

Oh—and shoe size matters if you want to dress her up beyond lingerie: women’s US size 6-6.5 fits best according to trial-and-error plus some frantic Googling late one night when boots wouldn’t zip up right.

An Unfinished Thought

I started out rolling my eyes at another “big butt sex doll” ad and ended up sort of begrudgingly impressed by how real things felt—not just physically but in terms of attention to detail from absolute sex dolls manufacturers who clearly know their audience well enough not to cut corners where it counts most.

Not saying everyone needs one—or even wants one—but there’s more nuance here than I expected going in...and maybe that's worth admitting out loud before moving on with my day.