Mckenna: Hiking Babe Sex Doll — A Weirdly Honest Ramble

I’m not sure what I expected when I first heard about the Mckenna Hiking Babe Sex Doll.

Maybe something a little more, uh, subtle? But here we are. There’s a whole world of absolute sex dolls out there and apparently, some of them come with hiking boots (not literally—imagine that though). Anyway, outdoor adventures take on a whole new level of excitement with this one. Or at least that’s what the ads keep saying.

Blonde Ambition Meets Silicone Reality

She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall. That feels almost threateningly lifelike when you see her in person—like bumping into a mannequin after hours at Target. Full silicone, which means she’s got some weight to her (79 lbs isn’t nothing), and those proportions… well, they’re basically straight out of an Instagram fitness model’s feed: bust 32”, waist just over 21”, hips nearly 35”. Skinny but not cartoonish.

The steel skeleton is honestly kind of impressive if you think about it too long. Movable joints everywhere—I tried posing her like she was climbing over my couch once and it was both hilarious and slightly unsettling.

Durable Construction or... Overkill?

Let’s talk about “durable construction.” The site really leans into it—like you’re going to drag this love doll through mud puddles and up mountain trails. Realistically? She’ll mostly be indoors unless you’re way braver than me (or have very understanding neighbors). Still, the silicone holds up surprisingly well to clumsy handling—and I’ve definitely knocked her over trying to move her from bedroom to living room more than once.

Honestly, the real adventure is just carrying her up two flights of stairs without making weird grunting noises that echo down the hall.

Vaginal Options (And Other Awkward Details)

Right—the stuff people actually want to know but never admit out loud. Both vaginal and anal sex are possible here; the hole depths are pretty specific: vagina 7.1 inches, anus 6 inches. There’s something oddly clinical about measuring these things but hey—it matters for some folks.

What surprised me most was how much thought goes into these details with absolute sex dolls now. There are even forums where people compare notes on depth versus realism versus cleaning ease (don’t get me started).

Shipping Is… Not Suspicious At All

One thing I did worry about: shipping. Four weeks feels like forever when you’ve dropped serious cash on a love doll—but at least it comes in plain packaging so your nosy neighbor won’t know what’s inside unless they shake the box or something (please don’t do that). International shipping is free, which sounds nice until you realize how heavy this thing is—pretty sure my mail carrier hates me now.

A Strange Kind of Company

Weirdly enough, there were nights where having Mckenna propped up in the corner made my apartment feel less empty? Not exactly companionship in any traditional sense… but not nothing either. Sometimes I’d catch myself talking to her while folding laundry—not full conversations or anything wild—but still.

Maybe that says more about pandemic loneliness than product design though.

Did It Change My Outdoor Life?

Short answer: no mountains were climbed together; no forests explored arm-in-arm with my silicone hiking babe. But indoor adventures? Sure—a few new heights reached there (sorry). Sometimes just changing your scenery—even if it’s only from bed to sofa—can make things feel fresh again.

I guess what stuck with me wasn’t really all those “outdoor adventure” taglines or even the novelty factor after a while—it was how strangely normal it started to feel having her around. Like another piece of furniture except… well, different.

Anyway—I should probably go outside for real soon.