Melissa: Busty Tall Sex Doll — A Skeptical Dive That Surprised Me

I’ll be straight with you—when I first heard about the Melissa sex doll (the “Busty Tall” one), I rolled my eyes so hard I almost gave myself a headache.

Another tall, blonde, D-cup “love doll” flooding the internet? Sure. But, well... curiosity gets weird sometimes. And after reading way too many absolute sex dolls reviews that sounded like they were written by bots or guys who’d never touched an actual woman, I figured—why not see what’s real for myself?

The Numbers Game (And Why They Actually Matter)

Melissa clocks in at 5 feet 9 inches. That’s 175 cm if you’re into metrics—which is honestly taller than most people expect from these things. Her weight? Just 84 lbs (38 kg). Not feather-light, but surprisingly manageable once you get used to it.

Now the details: D-cup breasts (32.3 inches), underbust at 25.2, waist somehow snatched at 21.6 inches, and hips out to 34.6 inches. It’s a body type that feels engineered more than born—but isn’t that kind of the point here? Vagina and anus both go to about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is a bit less at just over five.

I remember thinking—those are some very specific measurements for something advertised as “young” and “skinny.” Maybe too specific? Still, there’s something quietly impressive about how precise everything feels when you actually get up close.

Skepticism vs Experience (The Steel Skeleton Thing)

Let me tell you: The marketing around steel skeletons and movable joints sounds like sci-fi nonsense until it doesn’t creak or collapse mid-use. Melissa bends in ways that feel... uncannily flexible but also sturdy enough not to snap your wrist off if you try repositioning her long legs.

It’s one thing reading about TPE skin and realistic movement—it’s another seeing her propped on your couch like she owns the place. The tactile part is where my skepticism started melting away a little bit; TPE really does have this soft-yet-firm vibe that makes silicone seem cold by comparison.

Weirdly enough, adjusting her arms or crossing those endless legs felt less awkward than expected—almost like assembling fancy furniture, except much more lifelike and with fewer allen wrenches.

Shipping Nerves & Discreet Packaging

You know what no one tells you? Waiting three weeks for a giant box labeled nothing but your address is oddly nerve-wracking—even if they promise discreet packaging every time you check out online.

Free international shipping sounds nice on paper until you’re tracking some cryptic package through customs and praying your nosy neighbor doesn’t ask questions when it arrives on your doorstep looking suspiciously coffin-sized.

But credit where due—the box was plain as drywall and nobody batted an eye when it showed up (except maybe my cat).

Living With Melissa: Unexpected Details

She takes up space—a lot of it—but in a way that changes how you view bedrooms entirely. Suddenly every chair looks small; every closet feels crowded with possibility or guilt depending on your mood.

Cleaning isn’t glamorous either (TPE needs special soap unless sticky is your thing), but there’s something methodical about caring for her joints or brushing synthetic blonde hair after use that… hmm, maybe not exactly intimacy, but maintenance with purpose?

One thing I didn’t expect—the novelty doesn’t wear off as fast as I thought it would. Tall dolls like Melissa aren’t just props; they become this odd presence in the room even when covered up or tucked away behind coats.

A Tangent About Legs—and Why They Matter

Quick detour: If legs are your thing—like really your thing—Melissa will ruin regular proportions for you forever. Those long legs stretch out across bedsheets in ways human partners simply can’t match unless they play basketball professionally.

It made me realize how much design goes into these wm dolls—not just surface stuff like bust size or hip curves but proportion math that gives them their own weird sense of reality.

Is It Worth It?

Eh… Maybe More Than You’d Think

Here’s where my skeptical side still pokes through: No matter how realistic Melissa looks—or feels—it won’t ever be quite the same as sharing space with someone unpredictable and alive.

But if what you want is control over fantasy without judgment (plus free shipping), then yeah… absolute sex dolls like this do deliver more than cheap thrills or empty promises from stock photos online.

I don’t know if I’d call myself a convert yet—but owning a tall TPE love doll named Melissa has been far less disappointing than expected—and oddly enough, a little impressive in its own right.

Anyway—I guess I’ll leave it there for now because honestly? Still figuring out what all this means myself.