Rhea: Dark Tan Sex Doll — A Skeptical Dive Into The Details

Unboxing… Or, Well, Waiting For The Box

It’s a weird feeling, clicking “buy” on something like the Rhea dark tan sex doll. I mean, you see all these sites—absolute sex dolls everywhere—promising discreet packaging and free international shipping. It’s supposed to be simple. But then there’s this four-week wait (three weeks processing, one week shipping). That’s a month of second-guessing. Will it show up? Will my neighbor notice? Is the box really that plain?
Anyway, when the box finally landed at my door—just a big brown rectangle with nothing but my name—I had this odd mix of relief and curiosity. No embarrassing labels or logos. Just heavy as hell.

First Contact: Silicone Is Not What I Expected

I’d read about full silicone sex dolls before but honestly didn’t know what to expect until I actually touched Rhea for the first time. She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall (167 cm), which is pretty much the same height as someone you might pass on the street (if you’re not too tall yourself). At 75 lbs (34 kg), she isn’t exactly light—moving her around is more like shifting a person than carrying some inflatable thing from college days.

The skin texture was softer than I thought it would be; not sticky or plasticky, just… different. Gel breasts are hyped up in every ad, and yeah—they do feel better than solid ones. There’s give and bounce that almost feels real if you don’t overthink it.

Measurements: They Matter More Than You’d Think

People love numbers for some reason—maybe because they make things less awkward to talk about? Anyway:

• Bra Cup Size: E-cup
• Bust: 33.5 inches
• Under Bust: 25.6 inches
• Waist: 21.6 inches
• Hips: 35.8 inches

What surprised me most wasn’t how “busty” or “teen” her proportions look online (those keywords fly everywhere)—it was how the measurements actually translate in person. Not cartoonish but not subtle either.

Hole depth is another thing people obsess over:

• Vagina: 6.7 inches
• Anus: 6 inches
• Oral: 5 inches

I guess these are practical details if you’re looking for realism or have specific preferences—but it felt strange reading them off an info sheet like specs for a car engine.

EVO Skeleton & Real Oral Sex Feature… Hype vs Reality

EVO skeleton gets tossed around in forums—a lot of hype about posing and flexibility, right? With Rhea, joints are tighter than expected (good news for stability; bad news if you want wild acrobatics). She holds position well enough for photos or whatever scenario comes to mind.

Now—the so-called Real Oral Sex (ROS) Enhanced Mouth feature sounded gimmicky at first glance but turned out to be surprisingly functional compared to older models I’ve tried before (don’t judge). The mouth is deeper than average at five inches and has extra detailing inside—not quite human but closer than most.

Cautious Optimism Meets Small Annoyances

Not everything is perfect—even with absolute sex dolls claiming otherwise. For example:

• Moving her takes effort; bruises on your shins happen.
• Cleaning after use is… well, necessary but kind of tedious. There’s also that minor fear when company visits unexpectedly (“what if they open my closet?”).

But somewhere between skepticism and cautious optimism—I found myself appreciating details I hadn’t expected to care about: The way gel breasts settle when she lies down, how her hands can rest in natural positions thanks to articulated fingers, the lack of chemical smell straight out of the box, and no weird seams along major body parts.

Tangent About Discretion And Delivery Worries

Weirdly enough—I spent more nights worrying about delivery than anything else. Would customs hold up an absolute sex doll? Would tracking updates actually work? Turns out—no issues at all. Discreet packaging was legit; nobody batted an eye except maybe my dog who barked at the giant box for half an hour.

Why Bother?

I remember thinking at one point—is this really worth it? After all, there’s always hesitation buying something so personal online. But after living with Rhea for a bit, I get why people go through the trouble. She doesn’t replace human connection, but sometimes comfort comes from unexpected places—or products—and that’s fine by me.

Maybe next time I’ll try something even taller—or maybe not. Still figuring that part out...