Martina: The Tennis Pro Sex Doll That Surprised Me

Unexpected Realness, Honestly

I’ve seen a lot of sex dolls online. Most of them blur together—same faces, same awkward proportions (sometimes those arms are just… wrong), and the descriptions always feel like they’re written by a robot who’s never touched skin. But then I stumbled on Martina—a tennis pro sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls—and, well, she kind of stopped me in my tracks. Not because I was looking for something “athletic” or whatever. It’s more that she looked… I don’t know. Less cartoonish? Maybe it was the long legs or her big butt (they do advertise that, not even subtle about it). Or maybe just the way her D-cup full silicone body is balanced out. Either way, quietly impressive.

Details That Actually Matter

People get weirdly obsessed with measurements when it comes to these things—like everyone’s suddenly an engineer or a tailor. But sometimes numbers help you picture what you’re dealing with: Martina stands at 5 feet 4 inches (164 cm), which is almost exactly my ex-girlfriend’s height, so that threw me off for a second. She weighs 88 lbs (40 kg)—not feather-light but not impossible to move around either.

Bust is 32 inches (D-cup territory), waist at 23, hips at 40.5 inches—so yeah, busty and curvy and all those “big boobs,” “big ass,” “juicy” keywords people search for late at night when no one’s watching their browser history.

And yes: both vaginal and anal options are possible (vagina depth is 7.1 inches; anus is 6.3). Weirdly specific but useful if you care about realism.

Joints & Movement: More Than Just Posing

The steel skeleton thing actually matters more than I thought it would—I used to roll my eyes at these features (“movable joints!”) until I tried shifting Martina into different positions and realized how much flexibility changes everything. You can bend her arms naturally; her legs actually cross without feeling like they’ll snap off.

There’s something quietly satisfying about being able to sit her on the edge of your bed and have her stay upright—not flopping over like some tragic mannequin from a discount bin.

Shipping & Discretion — No Drama

Shipping details usually bore me senseless but here’s where Absolute Sex Dolls gets points: free international shipping and completely plain packaging. There’s no logo screaming “sex doll inside!” across your doorstep—just an unmarked box that could be anything from shoes to kitchen gadgets (if anyone asks).

Processing takes three weeks plus one week shipping time—which means you’ll wait about a month total after ordering before she arrives. Not instant gratification but also not some endless preorder scam.

A Tangent About Expectations

Quick story—I remember thinking these dolls would always look fake up-close; there’d be seams or weird chemical smells or something off-putting once you finally unboxed them in harsh daylight instead of filtered website photos.

But Martina? She surprised me there too—the silicone felt soft but sturdy; didn’t have any gross plasticky odor straight out of the box either (I left her sitting near my open window anyway, just in case). Her hair wasn’t tangled beyond hope like some others I’ve seen online reviews complain about.

Not Everything Is Perfect—But That’s Life

Okay, let’s be real for a second: moving an 88-pound doll around isn’t exactly effortless if you’re tired after work or whatever. Sometimes the joints creak if you twist them too fast—nothing dramatic but enough to make you pause mid-pose now and then.

And sure, four weeks feels long when you’re waiting for something this personal—but compared to horror stories about customs seizures or lost shipments? Honestly worth it for peace of mind alone.

One Last Thought Before Sleep Takes Over

Martina isn’t magic; she won’t talk back or hit perfect serves across your living room floor (that’d be wild though). But as far as tennis pro sex dolls go—from realistic curves to discreet delivery—it feels like someone actually paid attention while designing her instead of churning out another generic template with big boobs slapped on top.

Anyway, maybe that’s why I keep noticing little details every time I walk past where she sits by my window—long legs catching afternoon light, those quiet reminders that sometimes even a tired blogger can still get quietly impressed by something new from Absolute Sex Dolls… even if tomorrow looks exactly the same as today.